Match Report

	(5) 10	-	(0) 1
FC Viikingit				kickass nastyboyz
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Chris Mass 7, 26 Des Buratto 16 Walter Melon 36, 45, 71, 81 (pen) Mike Rohsopht 55, 63 Justin Case 90		Bowen Arrow 61 (pen)

Match Statistics

5 4 1	Formation	1 8 1
62	Possession	38
18	Shots	5
7	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
9	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Structible		83
2	A.Tricity		45
3	M.Well	(66)	61
4	A.Birthday		60
5	A.Gator		82
6	B.Early		75
7	M.Rohsopht		89
8	C.Mass		80
9	J.Case		87
10	W.Melon		86
11	D.Buratto		81
12	L.Nover		0
13	A.Luminum		0
14	T.Burr		0
15	H.deMann		0
16	W.Bago		0

1	B.Arrow		82
2	K.Dewitt		68
3	A.Choke	(68)	71
4	H.Fire		78
5	B.Dover		77
6	C.Needzit		79
7	H.First		52
8	C.Terbocks		68
9	B.Tagg		64
10	M.Rohsopht		43
11	B.Dover		48
12	X.Breath		0
13	A.Luminum		0
14	P.Zaria		0
15	F.Furter		0
16	B.Cherry		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Chris Mass	from the dressing room
16 mins	Des Buratto	from a goal kick
26 mins	Chris Mass	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
36 mins	Walter Melon	with the bumcheek of God
45 mins	Walter Melon	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
55 mins	Mike Rohsopht	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
61 mins	Bowen Arrow	after ref awarded a penalty
63 mins	Mike Rohsopht	with a great chip from the left wing
66 mins	Midas Well	Spitting
68 mins	Artie Choke	Obstruction
71 mins	Walter Melon	from a goal kick
81 mins	Walter Melon	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Justin Case	from the dressing room

Match Report

This dizzying 10 - 1 display of goal scoring from FC Viikingit saw the net bulged time and again as a helpless kickass nastyboyz were reduced to mere spectators.
Timo Heikanen is starting to look like The Pied Piper, his inspirational coaching sees the FC Viikingit team following his every instruction and dancing to his tune.
The only hope kickass nastyboyz have of turning goalie Bowen Arrow into a decent keeper is to feed him pies non-stop and hope he puts on enough weight to wedge himself between the posts.
You'd have to brick up the FC Viikingit's goal for it to be as safe as it is with this defence in front of it.
kickass nastyboyz's mister cee is clearly deeply in love with 1 8 1. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"I would do anything Timo Heikanen asked of us," gushed Des Buratto after today's win. "Tomorrow morning I'm washing his car."
A fluke goalfest or a sign of future intention? Whatever, FC Viikingit will go all the way if they can keep up this sort of form.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Jasper Goodhead

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