Match Report

	(9) 17	-	(0) 1
Tunneltiger				FC Viikingit
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Tate Urchips 4 (pen) Abe Rudder 9, 24, 44, 54, 60, 71, 82 Sam Manilla 14, 48 Dick Tater 19, 39 Lou Sirr 29 Xavier Breath 34, 66 (pen), 76 Abbie Birthday 86 (og)		Des Buratto 89

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	3 2 2 3
69	Possession	31
23	Shots	4
7	Fouls	10
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
9	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	T.Urchips	(45)	71
2	H.Mungous	(39)	82
3	D.Pipes		85
4	B.Cherry		86
5	L.Sirr		87
6	S.Manilla		90
7	V.Crow	(82)	88
8	E.Roids		89
9	D.Tater	(51)	51
10	A.Rudder		93
11	X.Breath		82
12	J.King	(51)	62
13	L.Lyde		0
14	R.Meeblind		0
15	W.Piece		0
16	R.Kleiner	(45)	87

1	A.Structible		71
2	A.Tricity		45
3	M.Well	(51)	60
4	A.Gator		71
5	A.Birthday		57
6	S.Freak		65
7	C.Mass		72
8	J.Case		78
9	T.Vision		79
10	D.Buratto		80
11	A.Gator		74
12	M.Rohsopht		0
13	A.Luminum		0
14	T.Burr		0
15	H.deMann		0
16	W.Bago		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Tunneltiger	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
4 mins	Tate Urchips	after ref awarded a penalty
9 mins	Abe Rudder	with a strike from the left wing
14 mins	Sam Manilla	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
19 mins	Dick Tater	with a powerful header into the top corner
24 mins	Abe Rudder	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
29 mins	Lou Sirr	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
34 mins	Xavier Breath	with a great volley from 10 yards out
39 mins	Hugh Mungous	Head butting
39 mins	Dick Tater	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
44 mins	Abe Rudder	with a dink right on the goal line
48 mins	Sam Manilla	from a free kick
51 mins	Midas Well	Head butting
51 mins	Dick Tater	A broken arm
54 mins	Abe Rudder	from the dressing room
60 mins	Abe Rudder	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
66 mins	Xavier Breath	after ref awarded a penalty
71 mins	Abe Rudder	with a strike from the left wing
76 mins	Xavier Breath	from a goal kick
82 mins	Val Crow	Interfering with an opponent
82 mins	Abe Rudder	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
86 mins	Abbie Birthday	with an own goal
89 mins	Des Buratto	with a great chip from the left wing

Match Report

If the Tunneltiger strikers had guns instead feet, FC Viikingit's goalie would have been full of holes at the end of this 17 - 1 rout.
Timo Heikanen must be either as lazy as they come or a blind optimist to think letting FC Viikingit off training will help.
Some you win, some you lose. When you can't even win possession, where's the hope?
FC Viikingit are the kind of side who take no prisoners. After his performance between the sticks, keeper Andy Structible should be locked up.
The Tunneltiger defence was on form today, as Ashford And Simpson would say "Solid. Solid As A Rock."
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 4 3 3 was a good stab, unfortunately for Craig Hindle most of his squad are best on the bench.
"Although obviously I'm thrilled at taking the three points," manager Craig Hindle said, "winning doesn't really matter as long as you win."
Carry on in this vein and FC Viikingit will soon be the strongest side in the league. When you're bottom you'll be propping up the entire division.

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