Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(5) 10
DARKSIDE				CSI-Canterbury
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
		Lauren Holly 8, 46 Jorga Fox 16, 24, 31 Anna Belknap 38 (pen) Elizabeth Shue 55, 62, 84 Sofia Ward 69

Match Statistics

4 2 4	Formation	4 5 1
31	Possession	69
8	Shots	19
10	Fouls	5
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	8
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	R.Banks		80
2	A.Hassle		43
3	C.Lear		69
4	C.Lear		62
5	L.Briccant	(59)	44
6	A.Structible		81
7	A.Birthday		82
8	H.Fire		76
9	M.Absent		77
10	D.Sore		47
11	A.Kaholic		60
12	B.Tagg		0
13	K.Cook		0
14	H.Mungous		0
15	A.Meway		0
16	E.Jewcation		0

1	S.Alexander	(1)	45
2	E.Proctor		87
3	S.Milos***	(1)	53
4	L.Le Smith		90
5	S.Ward		76
6	L.Vassey	(1)	45
7	E.La Rue		90
8	J.Fox***	(90)	46
9	A.Belknap		88
10	M.Hartigay		88
11	E.Shue		90
12	P.Perrette	(1)	90
13	E.Harnois***	(1)	87
14	L.Holly	(1)	89
15	L.Lombard		0
16	J.Lyn Sigler		0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Lauren Holly	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
16 mins	Jorga Fox	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
24 mins	Jorga Fox	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
31 mins	Jorga Fox	with a powerful header into the top corner
38 mins	Anna Belknap	after ref awarded a penalty
46 mins	Lauren Holly	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
55 mins	Elizabeth Shue	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
59 mins	Lou Briccant	Obstruction
59 mins	Sofia Ward	A broken finger
62 mins	Elizabeth Shue	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
69 mins	Sofia Ward	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
84 mins	Elizabeth Shue	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
90 mins	Jorga Fox	Obstruction

Match Report

When a team finds themselves taking a 10 - 0 hiding something has clearly gone very, very wrong. In the case of DARKSIDE's humbling at the fast feet of CSI-Canterbury it all went wrong.
Tactics? It doesn't look as though DARKSIDE boss Sith Lord could even manage three Shredded Wheat at the moment.
Training this week for DARKSIDE will be mainly an introduction to a round bag of wind called a football. CSI-Canterbury need no introduction judging by the amount of possession they had in this 10 - 0 win.
Elizabeth Shue found the back of the net on three occasions to take a well-earned hat trick.
CSI-Canterbury's midfield were more than midfield generals. They were Imperial Warlords and blew their opposite numbers off the park.
Sofia Ward is out of the CSI-Canterbury side for 6 weeks due to a broken finger.
"I've heard that our poor performances are causing fans to suffering from illness and fatigue," explained a concerned DARKSIDE boss. "It seems they're sick and tired of watching us lose in this manner."
Despite all their Christmases coming at once, CSI-Canterbury should still get a present. On the evidence of this one-sided contest a deckchair for their goalie might be nice.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Jasper Goodhead

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