Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(2) 9
DARKSIDE				Berry FC
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
Marcus Absent 58		Nick Ovtime 6 (pen) Kenny Dewitt 38 Alec Tricity 46, 89 Leo Tarred 54 Adam Sapple 63, 70 Val Lay 76 Dinah Sore 83

Match Statistics

2 3 2 1 2	Formation	4 2 4
30	Possession	70
10	Shots	19
10	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	H.Mungous		73
2	A.Hassle		43
3	L.Briccant		44
4	C.Lear		60
5	X.Breath		44
6	K.Cook	(55) (52)	46
7	A.Structible		83
8	A.Birthday		82
9	A.Kaholic		74
10	M.Absent		85
11	H.Fire		75
12	S.Manilla		0
13	E.Jewcation		0
14	R.Banks		0
15	P.Pantz		0
16	A.Meway	(55)	44

1	N.Ovtime		86
2	A.Gator		86
3	K.Dewitt	(55)	88
4	S.Urai		87
5	B.Dwyer		68
6	L.Tarred		89
7	S.Night		90
8	A.Sapple		88
9	V.Lay		88
10	A.Tricity		77
11	D.Sore		79
12	A.Rudder		0
13	K.Opener		0
14	N.Ovtime		0
15	T.Urchips		0
16	R.Cranium		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Nick Ovtime	after ref awarded a penalty
13 mins	Nick Ovtime	blasted a penalty into row z
23 mins	Nick Ovtime	blasted a penalty into row z
29 mins	Nick Ovtime	blasted a penalty into row z
38 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
46 mins	Alec Tricity	with a flick on
52 mins	Kent Cook	Interfering with an opponent
54 mins	Leo Tarred	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
55 mins	Kenny Dewitt	Obstruction
55 mins	Kent Cook	A mild concussion
58 mins	Marcus Absent	with a spectacular bicycle kick
63 mins	Adam Sapple	with a lovely move from the right wing
70 mins	Adam Sapple	with a powerful header into the top corner
76 mins	Val Lay	with a thunderous shot from distance
83 mins	Dinah Sore	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
89 mins	Alec Tricity	with a belter from the halfway line

Match Report

"9 - 1 to the Berry FC" might not rhyme, but it sounds like the best song in the world when you've just scored 9 goals against DARKSIDE with precious little reply.
When Berry FC's defence get bored of football they could become Permanent Felt Tips. On today's impressive display they're all Magic Markers.
Berry FC won every loose ball going. They'd have even won it in a raffle no matter how many tickets you sold.
The goalkeeper's trade is a lonely one. DARKSIDE's Hugh Mungous is going to be shunned by his team mates, making him feel especially lonely, after this shocking performance.
Like a box of damp matches, the DARKSIDE forward line is full of useless strikers.
What a game for Samson Night. There was no one else even in the running for Man Of The Match.
DARKSIDE boss Sith Lord who must feel like his job is on the line after todays capitulation claimed: "Well, winning all the time is not necessarily good for the team."
For all the resistance DARKSIDE offered as wave upon wave of Berry FC attack rained down on them, you have to wonder if this game was actually being played on the same pitch.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

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