 |  | The Division Fri, 25 Oct 2024 | |
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| D-bay blitz | Derventio | |||
| Division Pos:3 |
Division Pos:12 |
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Darius Lesgettham 9, 17, 27, 37, 54, 80, 87 Andy Structible 45 Xavier Breath 63 |
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| 5 4 1 Attacking | Formation | 3 6 1 | ||
| 56 | Possession | 44 | ||
| 15 | Shots | 12 | ||
| 7 | Fouls | 6 | ||
| 2 | Yellow Cards | 1 | ||
| 0 | Red Cards | 0 | ||
| 4 | Offsides | 3 | ||
| Use Wings | Style | Use Wings | ||
| Counter Attack | Instruction | Attacking | ||
| Pansy | Aggression | Pansy | ||
| Blades | Boots | Blades | ||
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| Time | Person | Description | ||
| 9 mins |  | Darius Lesgettham | from a throw in | |
| 17 mins | | Darius Lesgettham | with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance | |
| 27 mins | | Darius Lesgettham | from a free kick | |
| 37 mins | | Darius Lesgettham | with a powerful header into the top corner | |
| 45 mins | | Andy Structible | with the bumcheek of God | |
| 54 mins | | Darius Lesgettham | with a stunning effort that went in off the post | |
| 57 mins |  | Adam Bomb | Fighting with fans | |
| 57 mins | | Dick Tater | Fighting with fans | |
| 63 mins | | Xavier Breath | from a free kick | |
| 64 mins | | Frank Furter | Annoying the referee | |
| 71 mins |  | Alec Tricity | blasted a penalty into row z | |
| 80 mins | | Darius Lesgettham | after a pigeon distracted the keeper | |
| 87 mins | | Darius Lesgettham | from a free kick | |
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| Match Report |
| There's wins, there's comfortable wins and then there's the sort of win D-bay blitz pulled out of the bag. At 9 - 0 you can see why Derventio were begging for mercy long before the final whistle put them out of their misery. D-bay blitz's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today. The goalkeeper's trade is a lonely one. Derventio's Wilma Leggrowbach is going to be shunned by his team mates, making him feel especially lonely, after this shocking performance. They say you can't pass a camel through the eye of a needle, but after D-bay blitz's midfield stunning performance today you'd back them to have a good go. Chad Terbocks and Dick Tater picked a fight with the biggest guy in the crowd hoping Simon Pieman would end their embarrassment on the pitch. They both took a beating before Simon Pieman stepped in and, out of spite, only booked them. After being awarded a dubious penalty, D-bay blitz's Alec Tricity couldn't manage to convert it from the spot. Karma, eh? "It wouldn't have taken much extra for to have won," bawled marc halls after being outwitted by D-bay blitz's manager. "We didn't underestimate them, they were just a lot better than we thought." Being stuffed like a turkey isn't something Derventio boss marc halls was too happy about. He was in a fowl mood for the rest of the day. |
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