Match Report

	(4) 9	-	(0) 0
DARKSIDE				D-bay blitz
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Abbie Birthday 14, 39 Robin Banks 22 (pen) Marcus Absent 31, 64, 72 Kent Cook 48 Al Kaholic 55 Renee Sance 80

Match Statistics

Christmas Tree	Formation	1 8 1
69	Possession	31
18	Shots	8
6	Fouls	8
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
7	Offsides	4
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	R.Banks	89
2	S.Night	88
3	C.Lear	65
4	K.Cook	46
5	L.Briccant	44
6	S.Manilla	89
7	A.Kaholic	88
8	A.Birthday	88
9	R.Sance	80
10	A.Structible	61
11	M.Absent	89
12	A.Meway	0
13	H.Mungous	0
14	E.Jewcation	0
15	X.Money	0
16	C.Lear	0

1	A.Tricity		63
2	D.Tater		73
3	X.Breath		71
4	J.Strap		72
5	P.Zaria	(90)	69
6	N.Ovtime		57
7	A.Thetires		64
8	L.Stooth		63
9	R.Meeblind		42
10	D.Lesgettham		56
11	H.Mungous		45
12	D.Druff		0
13	A.Bomb		0
14	H.Voor		0
15	B.Nessround		0
16	U.Daway		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Robin Banks	scuffed a penalty
14 mins	Abbie Birthday	with a great chip from the left wing
22 mins	Robin Banks	after ref awarded a penalty
31 mins	Marcus Absent	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
39 mins	Abbie Birthday	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
48 mins	Kent Cook	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
55 mins	Al Kaholic	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
64 mins	Marcus Absent	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
64 mins	Alec Tricity	scuffed a penalty
72 mins	Marcus Absent	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
80 mins	Renee Sance	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
90 mins	Pete Zaria	Dangerous tackling

Match Report

"9 - 0 to the DARKSIDE" might not rhyme, but it sounds like the best song in the world when you've just scored 9 goals against D-bay blitz with precious little reply.
D-bay blitz show plenty of potential. But that's all it is. Potential. Effective use of training could see it become reality.
Chanda Lear was omitted from today's team due to "watched the Grand Prix. " Will he make his place back after the remaining men took all three points.
D-bay blitz's goalie Alec Tricity did little to thwart DARKSIDE's attack. In fact he did nothing at all. Crap.
This game resembled Pong. Every time D-bay blitz got the ball forward, DARKSIDE would steal it off them and launch a counter attack.
The boss is meant to shape his team, D-bay blitz manager Daniel A. does. But 1 8 1 is not the best shape for them.
"If it wasn't for their goals, we would have won this one," moaned D-bay blitz manager Daniel A.. "I'm in the results business, and this was a bad day at the office."
Scoring prowess seems a slight under-statement for the kind of fire power on show from this explosive DARKSIDE. Maybe explosives would have worked better for the utterly out-classed D-bay blitz.

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Buster Jones Junior

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