Match Report

	(6) 13	-	(0) 1
CSI-Canterbury				D-bay blitz
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:3

Goal Scorers
Elizabeth Shue 6, 26 Sofia Ward 12 Anna Belknap 19, 33 (pen), 39, 60, 73, 79, 85 Lauren Holly 46 Marisa Hartigay 54 Eva La Rue 66		Robin Meeblind 67

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 2 4
70	Possession	30
14	Shots	5
7	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	1
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	S.Alexander	(1)	45
2	E.Proctor		87
3	S.Milos	(1)	84
4	L.Le Smith		85
5	S.Ward		90
6	L.Vassey	(1)	45
7	E.La Rue		89
8	K.Delany		87
9	A.Belknap	(85)	93
10	M.Hartigay		90
11	E.Shue		89
12	P.Perrette	(1)	88
13	E.Harnois***	(1)	85
14	L.Holly	(1)	89
15	L.Lombard		0
16	J.Lyn Sigler		0

1	A.Tricity		75
2	H.Mungous	(90)	66
3	A.Bomb		63
4	D.Tater		73
5	N.Ovtime		63
6	P.Zaria		73
7	J.Strap		78
8	A.Thetires		77
9	L.Stooth	(85)	53
10	D.Lesgettham		73
11	R.Meeblind		42
12	X.Breath	(85)	58
13	B.Nessround		0
14	H.Voor		0
15	D.Druff		0
16	U.Daway		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	CSI-Canterbury	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
6 mins	Elizabeth Shue	from a goal kick
12 mins	Sofia Ward	with a lovely move from the right wing
19 mins	Anna Belknap	with a belter from his own half
26 mins	Elizabeth Shue	from a throw in
33 mins	Anna Belknap	after ref awarded a penalty
39 mins	Anna Belknap	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
46 mins	Lauren Holly	with a belter from his own half
54 mins	Marisa Hartigay	with the hand of God
60 mins	Anna Belknap	with a great solo effort
66 mins	Eva La Rue	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
67 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a great chip from the left wing
73 mins	Anna Belknap	with a brave flying header
79 mins	Anna Belknap	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
85 mins	Anna Belknap	No apparent reason
85 mins	Lou Stooth	A broken leg
85 mins	Anna Belknap	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
90 mins	Hugh Mungous	Squabbling

Match Report

If this game lasted any longer than 90 minutes CSI-Canterbury's goal tally would have resembled a phone number. D-bay blitz are thanking their stars it was only 13 - 1.
Brian Gilbert has CSI-Canterbury running like a well oiled machine.
D-bay blitz saw so little of the ball in the second half they started to suspect it was having an affair.
D-bay blitz's keeper Alec Tricity couldn't have stopped a beachball on this kind of form.
D-bay blitz's midfield had a nightmare today and will have sleepless nights about it.
Most of D-bay blitz clearly thought 4 2 4 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"Winning all the time is not necessarily good for the team," said D-bay blitz boss Daniel A.. "Love is good for the players, so long as it's not at half-time."
D-bay blitz call themselves a football team? They might call themselves one, after a display like this no one else is in a hurry to.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

Normal

Hard Pitch