Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(5) 9
Berry FC				Derventio
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Samson Night 82		Chanda Lear 6, 14, 21, 77 Bowen Arrow 29 Ed Ible 37, 46, 55 Dan Druff 70

Match Statistics

4 5 1 Attacking	Formation	4 1 2 3
47	Possession	53
11	Shots	10
9	Fouls	5
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	N.Ovtime	62
2	R.Cranium	65
3	A.Gator	72
4	S.Urai	75
5	B.Dwyer	67
6	J.Strap	71
7	L.Tarred	78
8	S.Night	70
9	F.Bisceps	71
10	A.Luminum	45
11	A.Tricity	75
12	T.Urchips	0
13	K.Dewitt	0
14	N.Ovtime	0
15	A.Sapple	0
16	K.Opener	0

1	J.Atrics	86
2	S.Cola	85
3	A.Structible	87
4	D.Pipes	86
5	B.Tagg	82
6	B.Weiser	79
7	R.Kleiner	50
8	B.Arrow	79
9	E.Ible	90
10	D.Druff	85
11	C.Lear	91
12	J.Strap	0
13	X.Breath	0
14	N.Ovtime	0
15	A.Bomb	0
16	K.Dewitt	0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Chanda Lear	with a belter from the halfway line
14 mins	Chanda Lear	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
21 mins	Chanda Lear	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
29 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
37 mins	Ed Ible	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
43 mins	Nick Ovtime	blasted a penalty into row z
46 mins	Ed Ible	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
55 mins	Ed Ible	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
62 mins	Dan Druff	blasted a penalty into row z
70 mins	Dan Druff	from a free kick
77 mins	Chanda Lear	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
82 mins	Samson Night	after a pigeon distracted the keeper

Match Report

Only the Derventio fans could bear to watch as their team annihilated an appalling Berry FC 9 - 1.
What a tactician Derventio manager is. Sure, winning a game of football ain't rocket science, if it were marc halls would be working at NASA not standing in the rain on a Sunday morning.
The expression dodgy keeper was apparently coined for the first time after watching Berry FC's Nick Ovtime. This guy couldn't stop a running nose.
Send out the search party! Berry FC's entire midfield went missing for the entire 90 minutes.
With not a single yellow card brandished by the ref, this game was so clean there was no need for the teams to wash their strips this week.
There are less suitable formations for Derventio's squad than 4 1 2 3, but marc halls would be advised to ignore those too.
"Before the game," manager marc halls told reporters, "I made a prediction Ð I said it could go either way. In fact it didn't because we won."
Whatever they're putting in the water in the Derventio dressing room they should reduce the dosage to save opposition blushes.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Cecil Dingberry

Windy

Hard Pitch