Match Report

	(6) 12	-	(0) 0
CSI-Canterbury				Berry FC
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
Marisa Hartigay 5, 38, 64 Kim Delany 12, 90 Eva La Rue 18 Anna Belknap 25 (pen), 51 (pen), 70 (pen), 77 Elizabeth Shue 44 Sofia Ward 57

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 1 4 1
68	Possession	32
22	Shots	9
4	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Perrette	(1)	45
2	E.Proctor		88
3	S.Milos	(1)	87
4	L.Le Smith		89
5	S.Ward		89
6	L.Vassey	(1)	45
7	E.La Rue		88
8	K.Delany		88
9	A.Belknap		93
10	M.Hartigay	(83)	90
11	E.Shue		89
12	S.Alexander	(1)	88
13	E.Harnois***	(1)	89
14	L.Holly	(1)	90
15	L.Lombard		0
16	J.Lyn Sigler		0

1	N.Ovtime		74
2	A.Gator		69
3	S.Urai		77
4	S.Pitt		66
5	B.Dwyer	(60)	66
6	J.Strap		65
7	L.Tarred		78
8	A.Luminum		69
9	S.Night		80
10	F.Bisceps		71
11	A.Tricity		75
12	T.Urchips		0
13	K.Dewitt		0
14	H.Fire		0
15	A.Sapple		0
16	K.Opener		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	CSI-Canterbury	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
5 mins	Marisa Hartigay	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
12 mins	Kim Delany	with a great solo effort
18 mins	Eva La Rue	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
25 mins	Anna Belknap	after ref awarded a penalty
38 mins	Marisa Hartigay	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
44 mins	Elizabeth Shue	with a dink right on the goal line
51 mins	Anna Belknap	after ref awarded a penalty
57 mins	Sofia Ward	with the hand of God
60 mins	Barb Dwyer	Obstruction
64 mins	Marisa Hartigay	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
70 mins	Anna Belknap	after ref awarded a penalty
77 mins	Anna Belknap	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
83 mins	Marisa Hartigay	Being drunk
90 mins	Kim Delany	with a belter from his own half

Match Report

Berry FC would have come out of this match better off if a massive tidal wave had washed over them. The only tidal wave here was the 12 goals CSI-Canterbury tucked away.
It looks like CSI-Canterbury have been bringing Arsene Wenger in for Tuesday night coaching this season. Working on their Ball skills paid off in spades today.
CSI-Canterbury had so much of the ball Berry FC must have thought they were playing against Brazil. Albeit a fatter, slower, much less skilful version.
Keeper Nick Ovtime should stop for some sleeping pills on his way home, there's no way he will sleep after his atrocious performance in the Berry FC goal.
Send out the search party! Berry FC's entire midfield went missing for the entire 90 minutes.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Berry FC manager Mark Saunders does. But 4 1 4 1 is not the best shape for them.
"What we saw out there today," explained manager Mark Saunders, "was a continuance of what we have seen most of the season - that is, various clubs beating each other."
After this disgraceful performance the Berry FC supporters are in little doubt their side are magic. They'll soon be disappearing from this division.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Windy

Hard Pitch