Match Report

	(7) 7	-	(0) 0
Teamo supremo				clitheroefc
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Bart Ender 2, 6, 15, 20, 28 Manuel Labor 11 Robin Meeblind 32

Match Statistics

Christmas Tree	Formation	4 4 2 Attacking
67	Possession	33
7	Shots	2
5	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	5
0	Red Cards	3
2	Offsides	1
Longball	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Psycho
Studded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	A.Kaseltzer		48
2	M.Labor		48
3	W.Leggrowbach		48
4	P.Pantz		48
5	B.Ding	(22)	48
6	J.Frayed		48
7	J.Strap		48
8	R.Ingleaves	(9)	45
9	W.Leggrowbach	(18)	45
10	B.Early		46
11	B.Ender		48
12	A.Abet		0
13	B.Cherry		0
14	A.Abet	(9)	46
15	C.Arm		0
16	R.Meeblind	(18)	48

1	K.Dewitt		46
2	H.Voor		0
3	W.Dipoo	(23,32)	47
4	W.Maykit		0
5	R.Kleiner	(9,18)	46
6	D.Sore	(4,28)	46
7	T.Urchips	(28)	47
8	A.Structible		45
9	D.Sore		0
10	O.Whackew	(13)	47
11	B.Ender		46
12	D.Druff		0
13	F.Furter		0
14	H.deMann		0
15	B.Crobbery		0
16	A.Tricity		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Teamo supremo	changed from Pansy to Normal
2 mins	Bart Ender	from the dressing room
4 mins	Dinah Sore	Foul and abusive language
6 mins	Bart Ender	with a belter from his own half
9 mins	Rick Kleiner	Dangerous tackling
9 mins	Russell Ingleaves	A broken thumb
11 mins	Manuel Labor	with a spectacular bicycle kick
13 mins	Otto Whackew	Shirt pulling
15 mins	Bart Ender	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
18 mins	Rick Kleiner	Being drunk
18 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	A mild concussion
20 mins	Bart Ender	with a lovely move from the right wing
22 mins	Bill Ding	Spitting
23 mins	Winnie Dipoo	Faking injury
24 mins	Bart Ender	blasted a penalty into row z
28 mins	Dinah Sore	Repeated diving
28 mins	Tate Urchips	Repeated diving
28 mins	Bart Ender	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
32 mins	Winnie Dipoo	Scrapping
32 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs

Match Report

Teamo supremo were the better the side on the day as their 7 - 0 pounding of clitheroefc showed.
Does clitheroefc manager steve lyne know what the clubs training facilities even looks like? Judging by clitheroefc's clueless display we'd guess not.
clitheroefc saw so little of the ball in the second half that they actually started to miss it.
clitheroefc's keeper Kenny Dewitt couldn't have stopped a beachball on this kind of form.
Like a box of damp matches, the clitheroefc forward line is full of useless strikers.
2 players were booked for repeatedly going down like sacks of potatoes when ever they got the ball.
The match was abandoned after 32 minutes due to a lack of players, the final score stands.
"If we don't get our ship back on the rails, we're going to find ourselves in deep water," admitted manager steve lyne following this defeat.
With the sort of activity befitting a side who have scored 7 times, Teamo supremo turned the opposing penalty boxes into ploughed fields by the final whistle.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

Rainy

Muddy Pitch