Match Report

	(13) 26	-	(0) 0
Parma Violets				We Play Like Girls

Goal Scorers
10. Santiago 2, 9, 13, 16, 23, 29, 36, 43, 46, 53, 57, 59, 63, 67, 71, 74, 78, 84, 88 8.. Rojas 6 Robin Meeblind 19, 50, 81 Xavier Breath 26 Sam Manilla 33 Manuel Labor 40

Match Statistics

1 8 1	Formation	4 1 4 1
61	Possession	39
27	Shots	9
8	Fouls	14
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Choke		89
2	X.Breath		88
3	B.Tagg	(1)	45
4	A.Tricity		88
5	M.Skeeto		79
6	A.Structible	(1)	45
7	M.Labor		89
8	H.Seek		89
9	S.Manilla		88
10	R.Meeblind		90
11	B.Tagg	(1)	45
12	H.Fire		0
13	H.Fire	(1)	88
14	B.Weiser		0
15	B.Board	(1)	88
16	S.Dup	(1)	94

1	P.Name 81262		26
2	P.Name 81263		33
3	P.Name 81266		25
4	P.Name 81267		31
5	P.Name 81271		25
6	P.Name 81273	(90)	30
7	P.Name 81276		26
8	P.Name 81277		40
9	P.Name 81278		30
10	P.Name 81270		29
11	P.Name 81274		30
12	P.Name 81272		0
13	P.Name 81264	(90)	29
14	P.Name 81261		0
15	P.Name 81275		0
16	P.Name 81269		0


Time	Person	Description
2 mins	10. Santiago	from a throw in
6 mins	8.. Rojas	from a corner
9 mins	10. Santiago	with a belter from the halfway line
13 mins	10. Santiago	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
16 mins	10. Santiago	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
19 mins	Robin Meeblind	from a throw in
23 mins	10. Santiago	with a belter from the halfway line
26 mins	Xavier Breath	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
29 mins	10. Santiago	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
33 mins	Sam Manilla	with the hand of God
36 mins	10. Santiago	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
40 mins	Manuel Labor	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
43 mins	10. Santiago	with a lovely move from the right wing
46 mins	10. Santiago	from a corner
50 mins	Robin Meeblind	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
53 mins	10. Santiago	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
57 mins	10. Santiago	with a lovely move from the right wing
59 mins	10. Santiago	with the bumcheek of God
61 mins	Moe Skeeto	A mild concussion
63 mins	10. Santiago	from a corner
67 mins	10. Santiago	with a great chip from the left wing
71 mins	10. Santiago	with a powerful header into the top corner
74 mins	10. Santiago	from a throw in
78 mins	10. Santiago	from a free kick
81 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
84 mins	10. Santiago	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
88 mins	10. Santiago	from a throw in
90 mins	Player Name 81273	A mild concussion

Match Report

After lifting The The Champions Shield try telling this team that the league is more important. You can try, but they're probably too busy celebrating to listen.
Whatever it is Richard Clark is putting in Parma Violets's water, we'd like some.
Stan Dup was on sparkling form for Parma Violets scoring 19 of their goals in this 26 - 0 result.
We Play Like Girls's strikers need to go back to the drawing board. We Play Like Girls's manager Elm MXX needs to go back to the transfer market.
With no one booked despite some agricultural-looking tackles, the ref admitted that his reluctance was due to losing his yellow card before the match.
Player Name 81273 will miss 2 weeks after he hobbled off the pitch with a mild concussion.
Much criticised We Play Like Girls manager Elm MXX looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that Parma Violets scored."
After this disgraceful performance the We Play Like Girls supporters are in little doubt their side are magic. They'll soon be disappearing from this division.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Windy

Hard Pitch