Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(7) 15
The Supers				Screaming Vengeance

Goal Scorers
		Ben Crobbery 4, 15, 21, 40, 58, 82, 89 Adam Meway 10, 46 Sam Urai 27 Len DeHand 33, 52 Casey Needzit 63, 75 Artie Choke 69

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	4 5 1
43	Possession	57
11	Shots	15
10	Fouls	8
2	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	W.Maykit		81
2	D.Archer		74
3	B.Arrow		0
4	M.Cadman		82
5	B.Cherry		81
6	K.Erk		0
7	D.Lind	(34)	77
8	G.Lourenco		0
9	K.Opener		75
10	L.Sirr		82
11	M.Frost	(63)	77
12	A.Hassle		0
13	R.Shuttleworth		0
14	C.Mass		0
15	W.Deer		0
16	C.Adu-Gyamfi		0

1	S.Pitt		87
2	H.Voor		87
3	A.Choke		90
4	K.Cook **		80
5	T.Burr		88
6	L.DeHand	(82)	90
7	S.Urai **		87
8	S.Manilla	(41)	87
9	C.Needzit		89
10	A.Meway		87
11	B.Crobbery **		94
12	C.Arm **		0
13	W.Bago		0
14	M.Well		0
15	A.Nino **		0
16	A.Kaseltzer		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Screaming Vengeance	changed from Attacking to Defensive
4 mins	Ben Crobbery **	from a throw in
10 mins	Adam Meway	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
15 mins	Ben Crobbery **	with a great solo effort
21 mins	Ben Crobbery **	from a throw in
27 mins	Sam Urai **	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
30 mins	Screaming Vengeance	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
33 mins	Len DeHand	from a goal kick
34 mins	David Lind	Indecent exposure
40 mins	Ben Crobbery **	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
41 mins	Sam Manilla	High kicking
46 mins	Adam Meway	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
52 mins	Len DeHand	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
58 mins	Ben Crobbery **	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
60 mins	Screaming Vengeance	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
63 mins	Mike Frost	Time wasting
63 mins	Casey Needzit	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
69 mins	Artie Choke	with a great volley from 10 yards out
75 mins	Casey Needzit	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
82 mins	Len DeHand	Repeated fouling
82 mins	Ben Crobbery **	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
89 mins	Ben Crobbery **	after a pigeon distracted the keeper

Match Report

Everyone's a winner in the cup final, except perhaps The Supers who lost 15 - 0 to a superior Screaming Vengeance side.
Screaming Vengeance manager Gavin Stewart pulled off something magic this week. He could be looking at a job offer from Hogwarts.
Gimo Lourenco missed the match because he had completely forgotten how to play football. He thought it would be best if he gave the game a miss.
The Supers's goalie has the physique of Mr Muscle and all the stopping power of something that can't, and never will, stop a thing. Nothing. He's crap.
This was mission impossible for The Supers, especially as their defence refused to accept any challenges that came their way.
Ben Crobbery ** was a blur on the pitch today, it's a surprise anyone saw enough of him to award the Man Of The Match.
"The gaffer got it right tactically," commented Ben Crobbery **, "We can win Inter Conference Cup on this kind of form unless someone beats us."
Being beaten by a tennis score is nothing to be proud of. Neither is falling in love with a tennis player. To them love means nothing.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Windy

Normal Pitch