Match Report

	(1) 1	-	(16) 33
We Play Like Girls				Jellybellies

Goal Scorers
Player Name 42898 38		Herbie Voor 2, 5, 11, 14, 19, 22, 27, 33, 38, 41, 47, 55, 58, 63, 66, 74, 81, 87, 89 Ali Gator 8, 68, 84 Jacques Strap 16, 24, 77 Sam Manilla 29, 79 Renee Sance 35, 71 Lance Lyde 44 Ulee Daway 50 Darius Lesgettham 52 Telly Vision 61

Match Statistics

3 1 3 1 2	Formation	4 5 1
29	Possession	71
4	Shots	33
10	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	6
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 42882		0
2	P.Name 42883		31
3	P.Name 42886		31
4	P.Name 42887	(52)	30
5	P.Name 42891		28
6	P.Name 42893		30
7	P.Name 42896		31
8	P.Name 42897		42
9	P.Name 42898		28
10	P.Name 42890		30
11	P.Name 42894		33
12	P.Name 42892		0
13	P.Name 42884		0
14	P.Name 42881		0
15	P.Name 42895		0
16	P.Name 42889		0

1	O.Whackew	(1)	69
2	L.Lyde		79
3	M.Labor		87
4	R.Sance		88
5	D.Lesgettham		90
6	A.Gator		90
7	U.Daway		89
8	J.Strap	(45)	90
9	E.Roids*	(1)	62
10	T.Vision	(90)	87
11	D.Geruss	(1)	45
12	A.Sapple		0
13	H.Voor	(1)	94
14	H.Seek*		0
15	S.Manilla	(1)	81
16	S.Cola	(1)	90


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Jellybellies	changed from Defensive to Attacking
2 mins	Herbie Voor	with a spectacular bicycle kick
5 mins	Herbie Voor	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
8 mins	Ali Gator	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
11 mins	Herbie Voor	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
14 mins	Herbie Voor	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
16 mins	Jacques Strap	with a strike from the left wing
19 mins	Herbie Voor	with a thunderous shot from distance
22 mins	Herbie Voor	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
24 mins	Jacques Strap	with a header from the penalty area
27 mins	Herbie Voor	from a free kick
29 mins	Sam Manilla	with a great chip from the left wing
30 mins	Jellybellies	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
33 mins	Herbie Voor	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
35 mins	Renee Sance	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
38 mins	Player Name 42898	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
38 mins	Herbie Voor	from a free kick
41 mins	Herbie Voor	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
44 mins	Lance Lyde	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
45 mins	Jacques Strap	Dangerous tackling
47 mins	Herbie Voor	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
50 mins	Ulee Daway	with a great chip from the left wing
52 mins	Player Name 42887	Flying a kite
52 mins	Lance Lyde	A mild concussion
52 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
55 mins	Herbie Voor	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
58 mins	Herbie Voor	with the bumcheek of God
60 mins	Jellybellies	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
61 mins	Telly Vision	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
63 mins	Herbie Voor	with a dink right on the goal line
66 mins	Herbie Voor	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
68 mins	Ali Gator	with a lovely move from the right wing
71 mins	Renee Sance	with the bumcheek of God
74 mins	Herbie Voor	with a great solo effort
77 mins	Jacques Strap	with a strike from the left wing
79 mins	Sam Manilla	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
81 mins	Herbie Voor	with a powerful header into the top corner
84 mins	Ali Gator	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
87 mins	Herbie Voor	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
89 mins	Herbie Voor	with a great solo effort
90 mins	Telly Vision	No apparent reason

Match Report

Getting to the cup final is great. Losing is awful. We Play Like Girls have experienced both today as they saw Jellybellies lift the trophy after their 33 - 1 win.
Tactics? It doesn't look as though We Play Like Girls boss Chris Eaton could even manage three Shredded Wheat at the moment.
To call the amount of possession We Play Like Girls had small would be doing a disservice to small things everywhere. Except perhaps the brain of their manager who masterminded this useless display.
Keeper Player Name 42882 should stop for some sleeping pills on his way home, there's no way he will sleep after his atrocious performance in the We Play Like Girls goal.
We Play Like Girls have lost their shape up front recently. They're strikers are more Lisa Riley than Holly Valance,
There are less suitable formations for We Play Like Girls's squad than 3 1 3 1 2, but Chris Eaton would be advised to ignore those too.
"He's one of those managers that anyone would give their left leg to play for," enthused goalkeeper Otto Whackew of his boss Jelly Belly following his sides win.
If two Greeks were watching a game this bad they'd have difficulty in understanding why We Play Like Girls took such a beating. It would have been all English to them.

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