Match Report

	(13) 25	-	(0) 0
Ravens of England				We Play Like Girls

Goal Scorers
Lance Lyde...687 2, 26 Walter Melon..740 6, 20, 23, 33, 43, 46, 57, 63, 67, 71, 75, 83, 90 Vlad Tire....650 * 9, 79 Jose Frayed....694 13, 36, 40 Jose Frayed 16 Eileen Dover..731 29, 50, 87 Bill Ding....653 53

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	5 4 1 Attacking
66	Possession	34
25	Shots	9
27	Fouls	16
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	1
Continental	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Psycho	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Bomb	(1)	70
2	L.Lyde...687		89
3	D.Buratto..701		87
4	H.Fire...607 *	(1)	54
5	J.Nasium..740		89
6	A.Abet..700		90
7	E.Dover..731		91
8	J.Credible	(1)	45
9	V.Tire....650 *		87
10	J.Frayed....694		91
11	W.Melon..740		94
12	B.Ding....653	(1)	89
13	W.Deer....565 *		0
14	J.Frayed	(1) (28)	90
15	S.Knot*		0
16	H.Mungous	(1)	89

1	P.Name 17322	26
2	P.Name 17323	33
3	P.Name 17326	26
4	P.Name 17327	29
5	P.Name 17331	31
6	P.Name 17333	27
7	P.Name 17336	28
8	P.Name 17337	41
9	P.Name 17338	26
10	P.Name 17330	29
11	P.Name 17334	31
12	P.Name 17332	0
13	P.Name 17324	0
14	P.Name 17321	0
15	P.Name 17335	0
16	P.Name 17329	0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Ravens of England	changed from Psycho to Nutter
2 mins	Lance Lyde...687	with a belter from the halfway line
6 mins	Walter Melon..740	with the hand of God
9 mins	Vlad Tire....650 *	with a spectacular bicycle kick
13 mins	Jose Frayed....694	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
15 mins	Ravens of England	changed from Nutter to Psycho
15 mins	Ravens of England	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
16 mins	Jose Frayed	with the bumcheek of God
20 mins	Walter Melon..740	from a free kick
23 mins	Walter Melon..740	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
26 mins	Lance Lyde...687	from a throw in
28 mins	Jose Frayed	Shirt pulling
29 mins	Eileen Dover..731	from a throw in
33 mins	Walter Melon..740	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
36 mins	Jose Frayed....694	with a flick on
40 mins	Jose Frayed....694	from a throw in
43 mins	Walter Melon..740	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
45 mins	Ravens of England	changed from Psycho to Nutter
45 mins	Ravens of England	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
46 mins	Walter Melon..740	from a free kick
50 mins	Eileen Dover..731	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
53 mins	Bill Ding....653	with a belter from the halfway line
57 mins	Walter Melon..740	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
60 mins	Ravens of England	changed from Nutter to Psycho
60 mins	Ravens of England	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
63 mins	Walter Melon..740	with a powerful header into the top corner
67 mins	Walter Melon..740	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
71 mins	Walter Melon..740	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
75 mins	Walter Melon..740	with a brave flying header
79 mins	Vlad Tire....650 *	with a header from the penalty area
83 mins	Walter Melon..740	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
87 mins	Eileen Dover..731	with a belter from his own half
90 mins	Walter Melon..740	with a belter from the halfway line

Match Report

Getting to the cup final is great. Losing is awful. We Play Like Girls have experienced both today as they saw Ravens of England lift the trophy after their 25 - 0 win.
All those long hours at the local rec practising Sprinting paid off today for Ravens of England.
To win games you need to win the ball. We Play Like Girls don't even know what a ball looks like.
There must be a reason why We Play Like Girls manager Connor Phillips insists on continuing to play the woeful Player Name 17322 in goal. His turn out today was truly shocking. Couldn't stop traffic.
After today Connor Phillips cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
There are less suitable formations for We Play Like Girls's squad than 5 4 1 Attacking, but Connor Phillips would be advised to ignore those too.
"It was a great win for us," Ravens of England goalkeeper Adam Bomb told the local press. "The gaffer is delighted with the manner of the win. He says we've taken to it like a duck out of water."
For all the resistance We Play Like Girls offered as wave upon wave of Ravens of England attack rained down on them, you have to wonder if this game was actually being played on the same pitch.

Extra Information

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Wilmot Piddlethwaite

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