Match Report

	(10) 21	-	(1) 3
We Play Like Girls				Walton Park

Goal Scorers
Player Name 2734 5, 13 Player Name 2737 9, 33, 50, 55, 58, 63, 67, 71, 77, 81, 85, 90 Player Name 2735 17 Player Name 2732 21, 29 AAA BACK 25 AAA CRICKET 38 AAA MANAGER 42 Player Name 2733 46		James Vaughan 23 Shay McCartan 47 Danny Preston 71

Match Statistics

4 5 1 Attacking	Formation	4 4 2
68	Possession	32
21	Shots	9
10	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	1
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	a.BRING		33
2	A.BACK		34
3	A.CRICKET		33
4	A.MANAGER		30
5	A.PLEASE	(68)	31
6	P.Name 2732		41
7	P.Name 2735		32
8	P.Name 2730		33
9	P.Name 2734		29
10	P.Name 2733		31
11	P.Name 2737		43
12	P.Name 2738		0
13	P.Name 2736		0
14	P.Name 2721		0
15	P.Name 2731		0
16	P.Name 2726		0

1	M.Norman		33
2	D.Sanderson		0
3	G.Kelsey		29
4	A.OConnor		0
5	D.Preston		30
6	J.Gibson		0
7	T.Politakis	(75)	30
8	R.Hughes		32
9	H.Pritchard		31
10	S.McCartan		30
11	J.Vaughan		44
12	B.Austin		0
13	J.Ward		0
14	P.OConnor		0
15	N.Torney	(75)	32
16	A.Evans		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Player Name 2734	with a brave flying header
9 mins	Player Name 2737	with a spectacular bicycle kick
13 mins	Player Name 2734	from a free kick
17 mins	Player Name 2735	with a spectacular bicycle kick
21 mins	Player Name 2732	with a dink right on the goal line
23 mins	James Vaughan	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
25 mins	AAA BACK	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
29 mins	Player Name 2732	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
33 mins	Player Name 2737	from a throw in
38 mins	AAA CRICKET	with a lovely move from the right wing
42 mins	AAA MANAGER	with a great volley from 10 yards out
46 mins	Player Name 2733	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
47 mins	Shay McCartan	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
50 mins	Player Name 2737	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
55 mins	Player Name 2737	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
58 mins	Player Name 2737	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
63 mins	Player Name 2737	with the hand of God
67 mins	Player Name 2737	with the bumcheek of God
68 mins	AAA PLEASE	Repeated diving
71 mins	Player Name 2737	with a great volley from 10 yards out
71 mins	Danny Preston	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
77 mins	Player Name 2737	with a flick on
81 mins	Player Name 2737	with the hand of God
85 mins	Player Name 2737	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
90 mins	Player Name 2737	with a great solo effort

Match Report

"It's no use crying over spilt milk," explained manager Steven Watson after his team could only manage second place in The The Elite Cup Final. "We just need to get another cow."
ryan taylor has We Play Like Girls running like a well oiled machine.
We Play Like Girls rang rings around Walton Park. And they took the ball with them every time.
With 12 goals to his name, Player Name 2737 performance was so impressive he got out of washing the kit after the match.
After today Steven Watson cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
Walton Park's Steven Watson is clearly deeply in love with 4 4 2. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"We should have won," bawled Steven Watson after being outwitted by We Play Like Girls's manager. "I didn't think it was possible to underestimate ryan taylor but I managed it."
It would have been kinder all round if We Play Like Girls paid for the local vet to come and put Walton Park out of their misery. As it was they were left to suffer.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Normal

Soft Pitch