The Elite Cup Round 1 Sat, 19 Oct 2024

	(10) 21	-	(0) 0
The Muppets				Auchendennan AFC

Goal Scorers
Muppet STRL1 714 3, 12, 21, 25, 29, 37, 46, 51, 55, 72, 88 Muppet MIDC1 780 7, 81, 85 Muppet AMIDC1 791 17 Muppet AMIDR1 785 33, 68 Muppet STRC2 731* 42, 59, 64, 76

Match Statistics
3 5 2 Attacking		Formation		5 2 3
68		Possession		32
21		Shots		8
5		Fouls		16
0		Yellow Cards		0
0		Red Cards		0
5		Offsides		2
Use Wings		Style		Continental
Attacking		Instruction		Attacking
Normal		Aggression		Normal
Moulded		Boots		Blades

Player Ratings
1 M.GK1 521 90 2 M.ADEFC1 723* (1) 63 3 M.DEFC1 751 80 4 M.ADEFL1 769 87 5 M.AMIDC2 741* (1) 45 6 M.MIDC2 775 (1) 54 7 M.AMIDC1 791 89 8 M.MIDL1 793 90 9 M.AMIDL1 808 89 10 M.STRC2 731* 92 11 M.STRL1 714 94 12 M.ADEFR1 750 (1) 89 13 M.MIDC1 780 (1) 90 14 M.AMIDR1 785 (1) 88 15 M.STRR1 711 0 16 M.DEFC2 692 0		1 P.Name 60702 27 2 P.Name 60703 33 3 P.Name 60705 30 4 P.Name 60706 26 5 P.Name 60704 26 6 P.Name 60707 (66) 29 7 P.Name 60711 31 8 P.Name 60713 0 9 P.Name 60716 32 10 P.Name 60717 42 11 P.Name 60718 30 12 P.Name 60712 0 13 P.Name 60714 (66) 34 14 P.Name 60701 0 15 P.Name 60715 0 16 P.Name 60709 0

Time		Person	Description
1 mins		The Muppets	changed from Normal to Nutter
1 mins		The Muppets	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
3 mins		Muppet STRL1 714	with a great chip from the left wing
7 mins		Muppet MIDC1 780	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
12 mins		Muppet STRL1 714	with a great solo effort
17 mins		Muppet AMIDC1 791	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
21 mins		Muppet STRL1 714	from a free kick
25 mins		Muppet STRL1 714	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
29 mins		Muppet STRL1 714	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
33 mins		Muppet AMIDR1 785	with a great volley from 10 yards out
37 mins		Muppet STRL1 714	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
42 mins		Muppet STRC2 731*	from a corner
46 mins		Muppet STRL1 714	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
51 mins		Muppet STRL1 714	with the hand of God
54 mins		Muppet DEFC1 751	A mild concussion
55 mins		Muppet STRL1 714	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
59 mins		Muppet STRC2 731*	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
64 mins		Muppet STRC2 731*	with a dink right on the goal line
66 mins		Player Name 60707	A broken cheek bone
68 mins		Muppet AMIDR1 785	from a corner
72 mins		Muppet STRL1 714	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
76 mins		Muppet STRC2 731*	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
81 mins		Muppet MIDC1 780	with a belter from his own half
85 mins		Muppet MIDC1 780	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
88 mins		Muppet STRL1 714	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half

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Match Report

Lifting some silverware this season was always going to be a tall order, but they rose to the challenge and The The Elite Cup has their name on it after this win over Auchendennan AFC. William Senco must be the organ grinder, Auchendennan AFC are certainly playing like monkeys. If it gets any worse it will be his organ in the grinder. Player Name 60713 missed the match because he lost his car keys and couldn't be arsed to walk to the pitch. Auchendennan AFC are the kind of side who take no prisoners. After his performance between the sticks, keeper Player Name 60702 should be locked up. You could give The Muppets's defence bearskin hats and stand them in a box outside Buckingham Palace. On current form they'd defend anything. The ref was so bored with the gentlemanly conduct on the field he blurted a string of expletives and promptly booked himself for foul and abusive language. It was the only booking of the game. Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 5 2 3 formation look impressive, Auchendennan AFC however make it look very ordinary. "The boys were heroes out there," claimed the The Muppets manager after his side's victory. "We threw our dice into the ring and turned up trumps." After his shocking performance, Auchendennan AFC's goalie Player Name 60702 admitted he could kick himself for the mistakes he made. His manager told him not to bother, he'd only miss.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Billy Bludgeon	Rainy	Soft Pitch