Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(18) 34
We Play Like Girls				Hoarse Whisperers

Goal Scorers
Player Name 17858 82		Darius Lesgettham20 3, 5, 8, 10, 13, 15, 18, 20, 25, 30, 34, 39, 42, 44, 50, 52, 61, 64, 69, 76, 82, 84 Sheri Cola28 22 Mike Summerbee23 28, 37, 47, 58, 71, 86 Eileen Dover 32 Abe Rudder16 55 Sheri Cola21 66 Alf Kaholic17 74 Kenny Dewitt28 79

Match Statistics

3 4 1 2	Formation	5 3 2
30	Possession	70
4	Shots	35
15	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
0	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 17842		0
2	P.Name 17843		28
3	P.Name 17846	(61)	30
4	P.Name 17847		30
5	P.Name 17851		28
6	P.Name 17853		28
7	P.Name 17856		28
8	P.Name 17857		44
9	P.Name 17858		28
10	P.Name 17850		29
11	P.Name 17854		33
12	P.Name 17852		0
13	P.Name 17844		0
14	P.Name 17841		0
15	P.Name 17855		0
16	P.Name 17849		0

1	B.Free19		88
2	A.Rudder16		88
3	K.Dewitt28		88
4	A.Kaholic17		89
5	S.Cola28		90
6	J.Strap21		88
7	B.Nessround24**		88
8	S.Cola21		87
9	D.Druff26	(1)	53
10	M.Summerbee23		76
11	D.Lesgettham20		93
12	S.Freak28		0
13	A.Meway28	(1) (1)	45
14	H.Voor33***	(1) (1)	54
15	W.Bago28***	(1)	87
16	A.Hassle		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Hoarse Whisperers	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
3 mins	Darius Lesgettham20	with a brave flying header
5 mins	Darius Lesgettham20	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
8 mins	Darius Lesgettham20	with the hand of God
10 mins	Darius Lesgettham20	with a great chip from the left wing
13 mins	Darius Lesgettham20	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
15 mins	Darius Lesgettham20	with a spectacular bicycle kick
18 mins	Darius Lesgettham20	with a flick on
20 mins	Darius Lesgettham20	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
22 mins	Sheri Cola28	with a great solo effort
25 mins	Darius Lesgettham20	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
28 mins	Mike Summerbee23	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
30 mins	Hoarse Whisperers	changed from Defensive to Attacking
30 mins	Darius Lesgettham20	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
32 mins	Eileen Dover	with a dink right on the goal line
34 mins	Darius Lesgettham20	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
37 mins	Mike Summerbee23	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
39 mins	Darius Lesgettham20	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
42 mins	Darius Lesgettham20	with a flick on
44 mins	Darius Lesgettham20	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
47 mins	Mike Summerbee23	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
50 mins	Darius Lesgettham20	with the hand of God
52 mins	Darius Lesgettham20	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
55 mins	Abe Rudder16	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
58 mins	Mike Summerbee23	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
61 mins	Player Name 17846	No apparent reason
61 mins	Mike Summerbee23	A broken finger
61 mins	Darius Lesgettham20	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
64 mins	Darius Lesgettham20	from a free kick
66 mins	Sheri Cola21	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
69 mins	Darius Lesgettham20	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
71 mins	Mike Summerbee23	from a corner
74 mins	Alf Kaholic17	with a great chip from the left wing
76 mins	Darius Lesgettham20	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
79 mins	Kenny Dewitt28	with a belter from the halfway line
82 mins	Player Name 17858	with a powerful header into the top corner
82 mins	Darius Lesgettham20	with a belter from his own half
84 mins	Darius Lesgettham20	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
86 mins	Mike Summerbee23	from the dressing room

Match Report

How cruel football can be sometimes. You make The The Elite Cup Final, which in itself is no mean feat, only to discover it's not to be your day.
At least Dean Ambrose is saving the fans some money - he's been crossed off all their Christmas card lists after his recent coaching performances.
Hoarse Whisperers had so much possession they only had to win the ball once all match - at kick off.
Mike Summerbee23 scored from the dressing room to take his total for the match to 6 goals.
After today Dean Ambrose cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
There are less suitable formations for We Play Like Girls's squad than 3 4 1 2, but Dean Ambrose would be advised to ignore those too.
"The gaffer says that was without a doubt one of our best showings," claimed midfielder Herbie Voor33***. "What did he tell us at halftime? He said that if you can't stand the heat in the dressing room, get out of the kitchen."
It would have been kinder all round if Hoarse Whisperers paid for the local vet to come and put We Play Like Girls out of their misery. As it was they were left to suffer.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Rainy

Soft Pitch