Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(1) 5
CSI-Canterbury				CORINTHIAN CLOWNS
Rank:103				Rank:14

Goal Scorers
		Alex Kaholic..768 44, 51, 70 Vlad Tire..808 60 Lauren Holly 89 (og)

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 5 1
38	Possession	62
7	Shots	18
2	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Nutter
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	S.Alexander	(1)	45
2	E.Proctor		64
3	S.Milos	(1)	71
4	L.Le Smith		74
5	M.Kanakredes		64
6	L.Vassey	(1)	45
7	E.La Rue		82
8	K.Delany	(90)	78
9	A.Belknap		82
10	M.Hartigay		82
11	E.Shue		81
12	P.Perrette	(1)	66
13	E.Harnois***	(1)	74
14	L.Holly	(1)	73
15	L.Lombard		0
16	J.Lyn Sigler		0

1	F.Bisceps..509		90
2	P.Zaria	(13)	88
3	S.Cola..722		90
4	N.Ovtime....580 *		87
5	A.Birthday....580 *		89
6	V.Tire..808		89
7	L.Sirr...646		87
8	E.Ible....699		88
9	A.Abet*	(27)	85
10	H.deMann....639		89
11	A.Kaholic..768	(57)	91
12	W.Bago...723		0
13	S.Manilla...695 *		0
14	L.Sirr *		0
15	D.Druff		0
16	W.Deer..680		0


Time	Person	Description
13 mins	Pete Zaria	Faking injury
13 mins	Melina Kanakredes	A broken thumb
15 mins	CORINTHIAN CLOWNS	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
27 mins	Alf Abet*	Faking injury
41 mins	Pauley Perrette	A broken arm
44 mins	Alex Kaholic..768	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
44 mins	CSI-Canterbury	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
45 mins	CORINTHIAN CLOWNS	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
51 mins	Alex Kaholic..768	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
57 mins	Alex Kaholic..768	Scrapping
60 mins	CORINTHIAN CLOWNS	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
60 mins	CSI-Canterbury	changed from Attacking to Defensive
60 mins	Vlad Tire..808	with a belter from his own half
70 mins	Alex Kaholic..768	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
74 mins	Emily Proctor	A broken cheek bone
89 mins	Lauren Holly	with an own goal
90 mins	Kim Delany	Unsporting behaviour

Match Report

After losing in this manner CSI-Canterbury are probably wishing they'd stayed at home. If they had they might've done slightly better than the 5 - 0 drubbing dished out by CORINTHIAN CLOWNS.
The team's performance is credit to the CORINTHIAN CLOWNS manager Ty Jones and his decision to send his team Rehabilitation.
An hat trick for Alex Kaholic..768 topped off a topsy-turvey match for CORINTHIAN CLOWNS.
CORINTHIAN CLOWNS applauded their defenders off the pitch after a performance Moore, Butcher and Adams would have been proud of.
Substitute Lauren Holly was only on the pitch a short while before getting himself injured.
"Before the game," manager Ty Jones told reporters, "I made a prediction Ð I said it could go either way. In fact it didn't because we won."
No matter how comfortable CORINTHIAN CLOWNS looked here, they shouldn't let it got to their heads. Anyway, a big old arm is comfortable. This is football.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

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