Match Report

	(6) 13	-	(0) 0
CSI-Margate				Shaktar Franz
Rank:204				Rank:132

Goal Scorers
Jaime Lyn Sigler 6, 30, 37, 58, 69 Liz Vassey 12 Jorga Fox* 18, 43, 64 (pen), 88 (pen) Lauran Holly* 51, 82 Louise Lombard 75

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	2 5 3
68	Possession	32
13	Shots	6
11	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	1
Use Wings	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Nutter	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	S.Alexander	(1)	45
2	M.Kanakredes		90
3	K.Delany	(1)	88
4	S.Milos***		89
5	M.Helgenberger		89
6	E.La Rue	(1)	45
7	L.Holly***		87
8	E.Proctor***	(47)	86
9	J.Fox***		92
10	L.Lombard		88
11	J.Lyn Sigler		93
12	P.Perrette	(1)	90
13	S.Ward***	(1)	90
14	L.Vassey	(1)	78
15	M.Hartigay		0
16	E.Shue***		0

1	D.Lesgettham	78
2	C.Terbocks	68
3	D.Sore	76
4	A.Gator	82
5	J.Czarfunee	0
6	J.Nasium	76
7	A.Hugnkiss	74
8	R.Meeblind	82
9	B.Arrow	82
10	V.Lay	81
11	T.Vision	0
12	R.Sance	0
13	W.Melon	0
14	P.Zaria	0
15	B.Weiser	0
16	S.Down	0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	CSI-Margate	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
6 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with the bumcheek of God
12 mins	Liz Vassey	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
18 mins	Jorga Fox***	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
30 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
37 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
43 mins	Jorga Fox***	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
47 mins	Emily Proctor***	Indecent exposure
51 mins	Lauran Holly***	from a throw in
58 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
64 mins	Jorga Fox***	after ref awarded a penalty
66 mins	Liz Vassey	A mild concussion
69 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	from a free kick
75 mins	Louise Lombard	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
82 mins	Lauran Holly***	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
88 mins	Jorga Fox***	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

There are some important lessons that Shaktar Franz's manager Andrea Passanante should take from this crushing 13 - 0 defeat at the hands of CSI-Margate. Fielding a team that can at least offer some resistance would be the main one.
With a tactical master class like this it's only a matter of time before CSI-Margate manager Brian Gilbert will be writing books on football theory.
With Bud Weiser missing today's game due to a Sky TV installation. , it's no wonder Shaktar Franz took a beating. So will Bud Weiser when his teammates get hold of him.
Shaktar Franz keeper Darius Lesgettham was so bad it was his own team's fans who started the "you're rubbish" chant whenever he took a goal kick.
CSI-Margate's hardworking midfield is behind all that's good in the team's play.
Liz Vassey was brought on as a substitute for Eva La Rue but found himself leaving the pitch again with an injury.
"If it wasn't for their goals, we would have won this one," moaned Shaktar Franz manager Andrea Passanante. "I'm in the results business, and this was a bad day at the office."
Scoring prowess seems a slight under-statement for the kind of fire power on show from this explosive CSI-Margate. Maybe explosives would have worked better for the utterly out-classed Shaktar Franz.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Cecil Dingberry

Rainy

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