Match Report

	(2) 5	-	(0) 0
Ogres				Aston Villains
Rank:123				Rank:40

Goal Scorers
Winnie Dipoo 22, 60 Leo Tarred 45 Brice Tagg 75 Artie Choke 89

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 5 1
61	Possession	39
17	Shots	9
3	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Nutter	Aggression	Psycho
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Birthday		89
2	A.Choke		90
3	C.Terbocks	(1)	54
4	K.Cook		88
5	B.Tagg		89
6	M.Skeeto		88
7	A.Thetires	(1)	54
8	K.Dewitt		87
9	J.Frayed	(90)	86
10	L.Tarred		87
11	A.Gravity	(1)	45
12	C.Arm	(1)	90
13	E.Jewcation	(1)	89
14	W.Dipoo	(1)	89
15	M.DeLawn		0
16	B.Arrow		0

1	T.Vision	(1)	60
2	A.Kaseltzer....576 *		76
3	A.Gator...587		74
4	B.Early....655		74
5	C.Needzit....576		75
6	V.Tire..803		83
7	S.Urai..707 *		82
8	A.Gravity....717		84
9	J.Frayed..767	(71)	79
10	J.Nasium *	(1)	45
11	H.deMann....673	(1)	60
12	A.Hassle....713	(1)	76
13	B.Crobbery..774*		0
14	N.Ovtime	(1)	82
15	H.Fire..647		0
16	J.Credible	(1)	78


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Aston Villains	changed from Psycho to Pansy
1 mins	Aston Villains	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
1 mins	Ogres	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
15 mins	Aston Villains	changed from Pansy to Nutter
15 mins	Aston Villains	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
22 mins	Winnie Dipoo	from a free kick
30 mins	Ogres	changed from Attacking to Defensive
45 mins	Aston Villains	changed from Nutter to Pansy
45 mins	Aston Villains	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
45 mins	Leo Tarred	with a strike from the left wing
60 mins	Aston Villains	changed from Pansy to Normal
60 mins	Aston Villains	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
60 mins	Ogres	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
60 mins	Winnie Dipoo	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
71 mins	Jose Frayed..767	Scrapping
75 mins	Brice Tagg	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
89 mins	Artie Choke	with the hand of God
90 mins	Jose Frayed	Obstruction

Match Report

Aston Villains were a shambles as this 5 - 0 defeat by Ogres showed.
Maybe Aston Villains should consider a varied programme of training instead a relentless training programme of Free kicks, the team were bored of themselves before the whistle had blown.
There was no way past Ogres goalie Abbie Birthday in this match. Aston Villains would have needed a tank to get the ball into the back of his net. And if you check the rules you'll see that's not allowed.
Deca Brook needs to start getting more defensive. Both about this awful result, and tactically.
After a great all round game Artie Choke was singled out.
"Obviously, I'm disappointed with the result," admitted manager Deca Brook after the match. "But we're football people, not poets."
You know you're on the right lines when the opposition look relieved to be put out of their misery.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

Windy

Muddy Pitch