Match Report

	(4) 9	-	(0) 0
M.I.A				Tipton Tornadoes
Rank:12				Rank:165

Goal Scorers
Martin Odegaard 6 (pen), 58, 69 (pen), 78 (pen) Mohammed Salah 15 Gabriel Jesus 27, 38, 49 Julian Alvarez 86

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	4 4 2
57	Possession	43
15	Shots	10
6	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	5
Longball	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	B.Leno		88
2	T.Arnold		88
3	A.Davies	(1)	71
4	B.Fernandes		90
5	M.Odegaard		93
6	J.Maddison		90
7	K.Mitoma		88
8	B.Guimares	(1)	62
9	M.Salah		89
10	L.Trossard	(1)	45
11	J.Alvarez	(62)	87
12	P.Cech		0
13	K.Trippier		0
14	J.Cancelo	(1)	89
15	C.Palmer	(1)	88
16	G.Jesus	(1)	91

1	V.Veeta		74
2	C.Lear		75
3	A.Rudder	(75)	52
4	K.Dewitt		75
5	E.Roids		77
6	D.Tater	(23)	80
7	A.Bomb		83
8	C.Lear	(75) (53)	50
9	W.Deer		84
10	S.Down	(75)	45
11	W.Piece		84
12	R.Banks	(75) (79)	50
13	B.Ding	(75)	84
14	A.Kaholic	(75)	82
15	A.Luminum		0
16	A.Rudder		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Tipton Tornadoes	changed from Attacking to Defensive
1 mins	M.I.A	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
6 mins	Martin Odegaard	after ref awarded a penalty
15 mins	Tipton Tornadoes	changed from Defensive to Attacking
15 mins	M.I.A	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
15 mins	Mohammed Salah	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
23 mins	Dick Tater	Obstruction
27 mins	Gabriel Jesus	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
38 mins	Gabriel Jesus	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
45 mins	Tipton Tornadoes	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
45 mins	M.I.A	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
49 mins	Gabriel Jesus	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
53 mins	Chanda Lear	Interfering with an opponent
58 mins	Martin Odegaard	with a belter from the halfway line
62 mins	Julian Alvarez	Two-footed tackle
69 mins	Martin Odegaard	after ref awarded a penalty
78 mins	Martin Odegaard	after ref awarded a penalty
79 mins	Robin Banks	Indecent exposure
86 mins	Julian Alvarez	from a throw in

Match Report

If the M.I.A strikers had guns instead feet, Tipton Tornadoes's goalie would have been full of holes at the end of this 9 - 0 rout.
A little more Throw-ins and a little less Defence would go a long way to improving Tipton Tornadoes's lot.
The goalkeeper's trade is a lonely one. Tipton Tornadoes's Val Veeta is going to be shunned by his team mates, making him feel especially lonely, after this shocking performance.
Scouts were seen watching M.I.A's midfield. Could a big move be on the cards after this stunning performance.
Tipton Tornadoes's Peter G experiment with the 4 4 2 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"I'm delighted we took the points here," crowed the M.I.A boss. "The lads really responded to my team talk, I told them if I miss the gorilla and fall out of the tree, you shoot the dog."
Tipton Tornadoes call themselves a football team? They might call themselves one, after a display like this no one else is in a hurry to.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

Snowy

Frozen Pitch