Match Report

	(4) 12	-	(0) 0
The Tacticians				Enfield Town
Rank:6				Rank:733

Goal Scorers
Dennis Bergkamp 8, 52, 60, 65, 90 Michael Owen 19, 30, 40, 71, 85 David Beckham 75 Ryan Giggs 80

Match Statistics

3 5 2	Formation	4 4 2
69	Possession	31
19	Shots	8
7	Fouls	30
3	Yellow Cards	6
0	Red Cards	4
4	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Psycho
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Manninger		88
2	G.Kinkladze	(1)	45
3	T.Sheringham	(1)	45
4	A.Cole		89
5	D.Beckham	(84)	88
6	P.Scholes		76
7	F.Lampard		87
8	J.Okocha		88
9	R.Giggs		88
10	N.Vidic	(1)	71
11	M.Owen	(42)	82
12	P.Cech		0
13	G.Neville	(1)	75
14	D.Bergkamp	(1) (69)	93
15	G.Zola		0
16	M.Desailly	(1)	88

1	H.Mungous		81
2	H.Voor	(8)	65
3	U.Daway		75
4	M.Absent	(16,54)	62
5	B.Dover		68
6	K.Dewitt	(34,69)	73
7	S.Knot	(75) (20)	50
8	H.Mungous		81
9	W.Maykit	(27,63)	71
10	J.Nasium	(74)	78
11	R.Kleiner		84
12	J.Frayed		0
13	M.DeLawn		0
14	A.Hassle		0
15	B.Board		0
16	T.Burr	(75) (88)	64


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Al Kaseltzer	Being drunk
8 mins	Dennis Bergkamp	with a flick on
16 mins	Bo Nessround	Faking injury
19 mins	Michael Owen	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
20 mins	Shirley Knot	Scrapping
27 mins	Willie Maykit	Shirt pulling
30 mins	Michael Owen	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
34 mins	Kenny Dewitt	Obstruction
34 mins	Michael Owen	A mild concussion
40 mins	Michael Owen	with a brave flying header
42 mins	Michael Owen	Time wasting
47 mins	Gary Neville	A broken thumb
52 mins	Dennis Bergkamp	from a free kick
54 mins	Bo Nessround	Being drunk
60 mins	Enfield Town	changed from Longball to Passing
60 mins	Dennis Bergkamp	with a belter from his own half
63 mins	Willie Maykit	Dangerous tackling
65 mins	Dennis Bergkamp	with the bumcheek of God
69 mins	Kenny Dewitt	Head butting
69 mins	Dennis Bergkamp	Head butting
71 mins	Michael Owen	with a great solo effort
74 mins	Jim Nasium	Head butting
75 mins	Enfield Town	changed from Passing to Use Wings
75 mins	Enfield Town	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
75 mins	The Tacticians	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
75 mins	David Beckham	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
80 mins	Paul Scholes	A sprained wrist
80 mins	Ryan Giggs	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
84 mins	David Beckham	Scrapping
85 mins	Michael Owen	with a thunderous shot from distance
88 mins	Tim Burr	Indecent exposure
90 mins	Dennis Bergkamp	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half

Match Report

The Tacticians 12 Enfield Town 0. Enough said.
Some idiot seems to have decided that only Aerobics will turn round the fortunes of Enfield Town. That idiot is robert muir.
Total football? The Tacticians might have some tips after dominating possession for almost the entire 90 minutes.
The only hope Enfield Town have of turning goalie Hugh Mungous into a decent keeper is to feed him pies non-stop and hope he puts on enough weight to wedge himself between the posts.
The Tacticians's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today.
Marcus Absent saw red early in the game. And after losing his temper it wasn't long before he saw red again and ended up watching the game from the stands
Kenny Dewitt and Dennis Bergkamp were both shown the yellow card after an off the ball incident led to them knocking each other out with a simultaneous headbutt.
Enfield Town's robert muir experiment with the 4 4 2 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"I would do anything The Rhino asked of us," gushed Teddy Sheringham after today's win. "Tomorrow morning I'm washing his car."
Losing 12 - 0 has to be a low point for Enfield Town. Maybe it'll act as a wake-up call. Judging by this performance though they're very heavy sleepers.

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