Match Report

	(7) 16	-	(0) 0
CSI-Ramsgate				States United
Rank:111				Rank:310

Goal Scorers
Kim Delany 5, 15, 72 Cote de Pabo* 10, 25, 48, 57 (pen), 67, 88 Elizabeth Harnois 20 Louise Lombard 30 Liz Vassey 39, 53, 75 Jorga Fox 79 Anna Belknap* 83

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 4 2
67	Possession	33
20	Shots	7
4	Fouls	12
1	Yellow Cards	2
1	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	S.Alexander	(1)	45
2	S.Milos		74
3	E.Proctor	(1)	89
4	M.Kanakredes***		89
5	E.Harnois		89
6	E.La Rue	(1)	45
7	K.Delany		90
8	A.Belknap***	(55,87)	89
9	J.Fox		75
10	L.Lombard		89
11	C.de Pabo***		89
12	P.Perrette	(1)	88
13	M.Helgenberger	(1)	87
14	L.Vassey	(1)	90
15	M.Hartigay		0
16	E.Shue***		0

1	H.Annsaw		45
2	A.Structible	(55)	44
3	B.Cherry		0
4	D.Tater	(75)	44
5	E.Whatarmy	(87) (81)	45
6	M.DeLawn		44
7	K.Opener		46
8	A.Tricity		43
9	C.Mass		45
10	S.Pull		74
11	W.Dipoo	(75)	45
12	J.Credible	(75)	45
13	D.Pipes		0
14	L.Tarred	(75)	73
15	D.Sore	(87)	51
16	A.Hugnkiss		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Kim Delany	from a corner
10 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
15 mins	Kim Delany	from a throw in
20 mins	Elizabeth Harnois	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
25 mins	Cote de Pabo***	from a free kick
30 mins	Louise Lombard	with a great volley from 10 yards out
39 mins	Liz Vassey	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
48 mins	Cote de Pabo***	from a throw in
53 mins	Liz Vassey	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
55 mins	Andy Structible	Head butting
55 mins	Anna Belknap***	Head butting
57 mins	Cote de Pabo***	after ref awarded a penalty
67 mins	Cote de Pabo***	with a dink right on the goal line
72 mins	Kim Delany	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
75 mins	States United	changed from Pansy to Nutter
75 mins	States United	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
75 mins	States United	changed from 4 4 2 to 4 3 3 Attacking
75 mins	Liz Vassey	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
79 mins	Jorga Fox	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
81 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	Time wasting
81 mins	Sofia Milos	A painful back injury
83 mins	Anna Belknap***	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
87 mins	Anna Belknap***	Obstruction
87 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	A bruised shoulder
88 mins	Cote de Pabo***	from the dressing room
90 mins	Jorga Fox	A broken cheek bone

Match Report

You have to feel for a side who have just been subjected to the most severe of scorelines. It doesn't get much worse than a 16 - 0 hiding. If they were an animal it would be the kindest thing all round to call a vet.
It's not just weights States United needs to lift. Their manager needs to lift their spirits in training too. He could start by tinkering with the Corners practice.
To call the amount of possession States United had small would be doing a disservice to small things everywhere. Except perhaps the brain of their manager who masterminded this useless display.
CSI-Ramsgate hot shot Cote de Pabo*** chose the right game to invite his Mrs to, scoring 6 goals.
CSI-Ramsgate manager Brian Gilbert likes the Counter Attack game, almost as much as he likes coming up against another team playing it.
Andy Structible and Anna Belknap*** were both shown the yellow card when they decided to settle an argument with their heads.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 4 4 2 formation look impressive, States United however make it look very ordinary.
"Plain and simple, we were the victim of his own downfall," insisted States United manager Bill Price. "We pressed the self destruct button ourselves."
null Apparently States United were promised a pint of beer for every goal they scored.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Rainy

Soft Pitch