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MATCH REPORT
Fri, 22 Nov 2024 (Day: 43/47)
Credit Balance = 0
Friendlies Thu, 14 Nov 2024
 
(0) 0 - (3) 6
Screaming Vengeance   Acorn Raiders
Rank:41
  Rank:12
 
Goal Scorers
  Dick Tater 806 11, 37, 68
Lou Stooth 773* 27, 53, 87  
 
Match Statistics
4 5 1Formation2 5 3
41Possession59
13Shots18
10Fouls8
3Yellow Cards2
0Red Cards0
3Offsides3
Use WingsStyleLongball
AttackingInstructionCounter Attack
NormalAggressionNormal
StuddedBootsStudded
 
Player Ratings
1S.Pitt79
2H.Voor75
3A.Choke (82)71
4K.Cook **76
5A.Meway74
6S.Urai **83
7B.Weiser82
8S.Manilla82
9A.Meway (66)78
10C.Needzit83
11B.Crobbery ** (32)79
12C.Arm **0
13W.Bago0
14M.Well0
15A.Nino **0
16A.Kaseltzer0
1A.Kaholic 55690
2B.Arrow 792 (1)64
3A.Bomb 770*89
4B.Free 83788
5L.Sirr 796 (82)87
6R.Banks 81488
7K.Dewitt 810 (1)62
8S.Dup 82889
9J.Czarfunee761 (1)45
10D.Tater 80691
11D.Buratto 676 (44)86
12R.Kleiner0
13A.Meway 623 (1)89
14L.Stooth 773* (1)91
15H.Mungous 824* (1)87
16A.Rudder 6960
 
Time   Person Description
 1 minsAcorn Raiderschanged from Counter Attack to Attacking
 11 minsDick Tater 806with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
 27 minsLou Stooth 773*with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
 30 minsAcorn Raiderschanged from Attacking to Counter Attack
 32 minsBen Crobbery **Dangerous tackling
 37 minsDick Tater 806after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
 44 minsDes Buratto 676No apparent reason
 53 minsLou Stooth 773*with an amazing lob from an acute angle
 60 minsAcorn Raiderschanged from Counter Attack to Attacking
 66 minsAdam MewaySpitting
 68 minsDick Tater 806with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
 82 minsLou Sirr 796Foul and abusive language
 82 minsArtie ChokeFoul and abusive language
 87 minsLou Stooth 773*with a lucky rebound off the keeper
 
 
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Match Report
Screaming Vengeance never really got started and as a result were made to look very ordinary by a sparkling Acorn Raiders side who handed out a harsh lesson in finishing with this 6 - 0 defeat.
With a tactical master class like this it's only a matter of time before Acorn Raiders manager Nicholas Carroll will be writing books on football theory.
Screaming Vengeance's goalie Stu Pitt couldn't catch a cold. And he barely seemed to know what a football was. Atrocious.
More energy saving than Greenpeace. Acorn Raiders let Screaming Vengeance have the run of the ball for long spells and then caught them by surprise on the counter attack.
Lou Sirr 796 and Artie Choke clashed in a war of words which found them both end up in Simon Pieman's book.
What a game for Lou Stooth 773*. There was no one else even in the running for Man Of The Match.
Screaming Vengeance boss Gavin Stewart who must feel like his job is on the line after todays capitulation claimed: "Well, winning all the time is not necessarily good for the team."
Following this kind of showing the rest of the division will no doubt be approaching Acorn Raiders with caution. Few can afford to be in the very ordinary shoes of Screaming Vengeance.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Simon Pieman
 
Rainy
 
Muddy Pitch
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