Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(12) 27
The Muppets				Old Fullerians AFC
Rank:11				Rank:5

Goal Scorers
		Alexander Isak 6 767* 3, 10 (pen), 14 (pen), 24, 28, 30, 42 (pen), 48 (pen), 51 (pen), 54, 67, 71, 80 (pen), 83, 85 (pen), 88 Sean Longstaff 10 822* 7, 17, 90 Harvey Barnes 10 812 21, 64 Joe Willock 10 759 39 Callum Wilson 8 743* 45, 57, 75, 77 Kieran Trippier 10 775 61

Match Statistics

1 4 5	Formation	5 2 3
30	Possession	70
2	Shots	27
17	Fouls	6
7	Yellow Cards	1
3	Red Cards	1
2	Offsides	11
Continental	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	M.AMIDR1 785		0
2	M.STRC1 751*	(21,83)	45
3	M.DEFC1 751	(66,74)	51
4	M.GK2 514		45
5	M.DEFC3 691*	(38)	52
6	M.GK1 521		45
7	M.AMIDC1 791	(1)	45
8	M.MIDL1 793	(11)	45
9	M.ADEFC2 646*		45
10	M.DEFC2 692	(1)	45
11	M.ADEFC1 723*	(1)	69
12	M.ADEFR1 750	(1) (59)	45
13	M.MIDC1 780	(1) (38)	78
14	M.MIDC2 775	(1) (29,48)	49
15	M.STRR1 711		0
16	M.STRL1 714		0

1	N.Pope 10 601		88
2	K.Trippier 10 775		87
3	F.Schar 10 778		88
4	S.Botman 10 779		76
5	D.Burn 10 758	(1)	45
6	E.Krafth 10 743*		88
7	S.Longstaff 10 822*		80
8	M.Almiron 10 799	(1)	45
9	A.Gordon 10 715*	(1)	45
10	J.Willock 10 759	(21,55)	88
11	A.Isak 6 767*		94
12	L.Hall 10 757	(1)	90
13	H.Barnes 10 812	(1)	76
14	B.Guimaraes 9 778		0
15	S.Tonali 10 820		0
16	C.Wilson 8 743*	(1)	93


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	The Muppets	changed from Pansy to Nutter
1 mins	The Muppets	changed from Attacking to Defensive
3 mins	Alexander Isak 6 767*	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
7 mins	Sean Longstaff 10 822*	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
10 mins	Alexander Isak 6 767*	after ref awarded a penalty
11 mins	Muppet MIDL1 793	Shirt pulling
11 mins	Sean Longstaff 10 822*	A mild concussion
14 mins	Alexander Isak 6 767*	after ref awarded a penalty
17 mins	Sean Longstaff 10 822*	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
21 mins	Muppet STRC1 751*	Head butting
21 mins	Joe Willock 10 759	Head butting
21 mins	Harvey Barnes 10 812	from a goal kick
24 mins	Alexander Isak 6 767*	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
28 mins	Alexander Isak 6 767*	with a belter from his own half
29 mins	Muppet MIDC2 775	Annoying the referee
30 mins	Alexander Isak 6 767*	from a goal kick
38 mins	Muppet MIDC1 780	Dangerous tackling
38 mins	Muppet DEFC3 691*	Dangerous tackling
38 mins	Harvey Barnes 10 812	A broken leg
39 mins	Joe Willock 10 759	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
42 mins	Alexander Isak 6 767*	after ref awarded a penalty
45 mins	Callum Wilson 8 743*	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
48 mins	Muppet MIDC2 775	Unsporting behaviour
48 mins	Alexander Isak 6 767*	after ref awarded a penalty
51 mins	Alexander Isak 6 767*	after ref awarded a penalty
54 mins	Alexander Isak 6 767*	with a dink right on the goal line
55 mins	Joe Willock 10 759	Indecent exposure
57 mins	Callum Wilson 8 743*	from the dressing room
59 mins	Muppet ADEFR1 750	Flying a kite
61 mins	Kieran Trippier 10 775	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
64 mins	Harvey Barnes 10 812	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
66 mins	Muppet DEFC1 751	Indecent exposure
67 mins	Alexander Isak 6 767*	from a corner
71 mins	Alexander Isak 6 767*	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
74 mins	Muppet DEFC1 751	Head butting
74 mins	Sven Botman 10 779	A broken thumb
75 mins	Callum Wilson 8 743*	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
77 mins	Callum Wilson 8 743*	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
80 mins	Alexander Isak 6 767*	after ref awarded a penalty
83 mins	Muppet STRC1 751*	Head butting
83 mins	Alexander Isak 6 767*	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
85 mins	Alexander Isak 6 767*	after ref awarded a penalty
88 mins	Alexander Isak 6 767*	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
90 mins	Sean Longstaff 10 822*	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box

Match Report

The Muppets played a blinder. They would probably have faired better if they were actually blind. 27 - 0 isn't a result, it's the dialling code for Aberdeen.
After a good session at the Nice rest the Old Fullerians AFC performance was credit to manager Marv Richardson's commitment.
Old Fullerians AFC had the lion's share of possession. The lion wasn't too pleased, but like The Muppets his skills weren't up to taking the ball off them either.
Sean Longstaff 10 822* found the back of the net on three occasions to take a well-earned hat trick.
Give the The Muppets strikers some Viagra. They lack any penetration in the box.
The ref had his work cut booking 12 player in an encounter so dirty if you bought the video it would arrive in brown paper.
2 The Muppets players were booked when Harvey Barnes 10 812 went to ground after a dangerous-looking double attack.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, The Muppets's Muppet Master is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 1 4 5 formation.
"The gaffer says that was without a doubt one of our best showings," claimed striker Anthony Gordon 10 715*. "What did he tell us at halftime? He said that if you can't stand the heat in the dressing room, get out of the kitchen."
It would have been kinder all round if Old Fullerians AFC paid for the local vet to come and put The Muppets out of their misery. As it was they were left to suffer.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

Windy

Soft Pitch