Match Report

	(3) 6	-	(0) 0
Super Imps				United Cats
Rank:1				Rank:271

Goal Scorers
9 Ollie Wood 799 16 9 Fox Indabox 769 27, 42, 53, 68, 80

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	4 5 1
59	Possession	41
16	Shots	9
7	Fouls	14
3	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	1
3	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	1.Dover 608		87
2	1.Dazzler 806	(15)	87
3	1.Delicious 758		89
4	8.O Shae 807		88
5	9.Gleebitz 770	(15)	45
6	9.Kiri* 795		88
7	9.Jars 822	(78)	87
8	1.Bimajik 805		87
9	9.Indabox 769		92
10	1.Peacock* 684	(15)	62
11	9.Wood 799		88
12	1.Yerface* 758	(15) (40)	86
13	9.Kaholic 752	(15)	89
14	9.Bull 783	(15) (78)	90
15	1.De Lion 830		0
16	1.Ring-Hanz 467		0

1	B.Frapples		80
2	L.Nover		76
3	B.Arrow	(1)	53
4	W.Deer		76
5	M.Absent		75
6	H.Seek		83
7	A.Kaholic	(1)	51
8	E.Ible	(23,70)	72
9	A.Birthday	(49)	80
10	S.Freak	(1)	45
11	X.Breath		83
12	L.Lyde	(1)	75
13	D.Tater	(1)	76
14	A.Abet	(1) (70)	58
15	B.Board		0
16	J.Nasium		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	United Cats	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
15 mins	Super Imps	changed from Attacking to Defensive
16 mins	9 Ollie Wood 799	from a throw in
16 mins	United Cats	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
23 mins	Ed Ible	Indecent exposure
27 mins	9 Fox Indabox 769	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
30 mins	Super Imps	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
40 mins	10 Mason Yerface* 758	Two-footed tackle
42 mins	9 Fox Indabox 769	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
45 mins	United Cats	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
49 mins	Abbie Birthday	Being drunk
53 mins	9 Fox Indabox 769	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
60 mins	Super Imps	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
68 mins	9 Fox Indabox 769	from a free kick
70 mins	Ed Ible	Fighting with fans
70 mins	Alf Abet	Fighting with fans
75 mins	United Cats	changed from Attacking to Defensive
75 mins	Super Imps	changed from Attacking to Defensive
78 mins	9 Hugh Jars 822	Fighting with fans
78 mins	9 Terry Bull 783	Fighting with fans
78 mins	Dick Tater	A mild concussion
80 mins	9 Fox Indabox 769	with a rocket from outside the penalty area

Match Report

United Cats were run ragged by Super Imps who comfortably beat them 6 - 0. They were huffing and puffing like a big bad wolf trying to blow the little pigs' houses down. And like trying to blow a house down they were always on a loser too.
Hap Hazard must be the organ grinder, United Cats are certainly playing like monkeys. If it gets any worse it will be his organ in the grinder.
It was such a bad match for United Cats goalie Bob Frapples that, at half time, he asked the ref to check that there was only one ball on the pitch.
Send out the search party! United Cats's entire midfield went missing for the entire 90 minutes.
9 Hugh Jars 822 and 9 Terry Bull 783 picked a fight with the biggest guy in the crowd hoping Simon Pieman would end their embarrassment on the pitch. They both took a beating before Simon Pieman stepped in and, out of spite, only booked them.
Most of United Cats clearly thought 4 5 1 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"The gaffer got it right tactically," commented 9 Dan Gleebitz 770, "We can win Friendlies on this kind of form unless someone beats us."
The surprise here was that the score was only 6 - 0. It could have been a whole lot worse for United Cats and in a way, that's a small victory.

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Simon Pieman

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