Match Report

	(1) 3	-	(0) 0
Fools United				The Tacticians
Rank:21				Rank:3

Goal Scorers
Robin Robinson* 30 Gary Neville 64 (og) Geerke Geerkens 80

Match Statistics

5 2 3 Attacking	Formation	3 5 2
46	Possession	54
11	Shots	14
12	Fouls	13
3	Yellow Cards	2
1	Red Cards	1
3	Offsides	5
Continental	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	H.Harrisson		87
2	R.Romanov		89
3	T.Tetens		88
4	W.Wilkens*	(15)	63
5	H.Harmsen	(47)	89
6	N.Nilsson		89
7	J.Jacobsen	(15)	62
8	F.Fergusson	(73,88)	80
9	G.Geerkens		90
10	S.Sigthorsson	(28)	87
11	H.Hinnerksen	(15)	45
12	M.Mommsen		0
13	M.Magnusson		0
14	J.Jameson	(15)	88
15	N.Nickelson*	(15)	87
16	R.Robinson*	(15)	89

1	A.Manninger		82
2	S.Gerrard	(1)	52
3	M.Owen	(1)	45
4	A.Cole		78
5	D.Beckham		82
6	G.Kinkladze		81
7	P.Scholes	(28,58)	72
8	J.Okocha		84
9	R.Giggs		81
10	N.Vidic	(1)	67
11	T.Sheringham		81
12	P.Cech		0
13	G.Neville	(1) (88)	62
14	D.Bergkamp	(1)	71
15	G.Zola		0
16	M.Desailly	(1)	77


Time	Person	Description
15 mins	Fools United	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
28 mins	Paul Scholes	Head butting
28 mins	Sigthor Sigthorsson	Head butting
30 mins	The Tacticians	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
30 mins	Fools United	changed from Pansy to Normal
30 mins	Fools United	changed from Attacking to Defensive
30 mins	Robin Robinson*	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
47 mins	Harmen Harmsen	Repeated fouling
58 mins	Paul Scholes	Unsporting behaviour
60 mins	The Tacticians	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
64 mins	Gary Neville	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
73 mins	Fergus Fergusson	Obstruction
73 mins	Dennis Bergkamp	A broken thumb
80 mins	Geerke Geerkens	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
88 mins	Gary Neville	Head butting
88 mins	Fergus Fergusson	Head butting

Match Report

When a team leaves the field having not looked threatened for an entire 90 minutes you have to wonder where the sport was. Fools United were that team and never looked in any trouble as they eased to a 3 - 0 win over The Tacticians.
The Rhino must be the organ grinder, The Tacticians are certainly playing like monkeys. If it gets any worse it will be his organ in the grinder.
The Tacticians. Hahahahahaha. Gary Neville. Hahahaha. Own goal. Hahahaha. Hahaha. Haha. Ha. Ha. Not very funny really.
Ambushed! The Tacticians threw too many men forward into attack, exposing themselves at the back to the counter attack. The battle was lost.
Gary Neville and Fergus Fergusson were both shown the yellow card when they decided to settle an argument with their heads.
Dennis Bergkamp came on for Nemanja Vidic and briefly lit up the game before a nasty challenge ended his days work prematurely.
"I would do anything The Harrynator asked of us," gushed Hinnerk Hinnerksen after today's win. "Tomorrow morning I'm washing his car."
On the plus side, The Tacticians do excel at something. Moaning. They could complain for their country and that is as close to national pride as these so-called footballers are going to get.

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