Match Report

	(2) 3	-	(1) 2
Hoarse Whisperers				Parma Violets
Rank:21				Rank:282

Goal Scorers
Emma Roids26* 10 Mike Summerbee23 23, 66		10. Santiago 30 Manuel Labor 49

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	1 8 1
46	Possession	54
11	Shots	16
5	Fouls	9
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	B.Free19		89
2	K.Dewitt28	(1)	77
3	J.Strap21	(1)	71
4	B.Nessround24**		89
5	A.Rudder28		87
6	D.Druff26		87
7	S.Cola21		90
8	A.Meway28	(1)	54
9	M.Summerbee23		87
10	E.Roids26*		89
11	D.Lesgettham20		88
12	S.Freak28		0
13	A.Kaholic17	(1)	78
14	S.Cola28	(1)	84
15	H.Voor33***	(1)	89
16	E.Dover		0

1	1.Lopez		78
2	8.Ferretti		78
3	R.Cranium		83
4	8.Rojas		84
5	M.Skeeto		82
6	A.Structible	(1)	45
7	M.Labor		88
8	1.Velasquez	(46)	81
9	1.Lorenzo		83
10	R.Meeblind		83
11	B.Tagg	(1)	45
12	H.Fire		0
13	H.Fire	(1)	82
14	1.Ortega		0
15	6.Souleymana		0
16	1.Santiago	(1)	90


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Hoarse Whisperers	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
10 mins	Emma Roids26*	with the bumcheek of God
15 mins	Parma Violets	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
23 mins	Mike Summerbee23	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
30 mins	Hoarse Whisperers	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
30 mins	10. Santiago	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
45 mins	Parma Violets	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
45 mins	Hoarse Whisperers	changed from Attacking to Defensive
46 mins	10. Velasquez	Obstruction
49 mins	Manuel Labor	with a belter from his own half
60 mins	Hoarse Whisperers	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
66 mins	Mike Summerbee23	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
75 mins	Parma Violets	changed from Attacking to Defensive

Match Report

Catching Parma Violets's defence napping, Mike Summerbee23 lapped up adulation when he scored the sensational winner after a pigeon distracted the keeper.
A little more Free kicks and a little less Defence would go a long way to improving Parma Violets's lot.
6.. Souleymana didn't make an appearance because he got a new girlfriend and was caught in the throws of new love, if you know what we mean.
Hoarse Whisperers manager Nij Insky agreed to give Mike Summerbee23 a tenner for every goal he scored. He doubled his wages with 2 goals.
Hoarse Whisperers proved defence can be the best form of attack, were patient and used their chances well against Parma Violets's gung ho play.
Senor Gus threw on 10. Santiago for Brice Tagg after 0th minutes. The substitute scored a great goal but it was not enough to turn the match.
In a posting on the Hoarse Whisperers messageboard, fans were extolling the virtues of Hoarse Whisperers boss Nij Insky - one fan's message headed "Nij Insky is a Sunday League Arsene Wenger!"
Hoarse Whisperers could do with a bit more of a beach bully mentality if they want to go places this season. Handbags might have got them the spoils here, but not everyone is going to roll over like Parma Violets.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Lewis Lummox

Snowy

Frozen Pitch