Rathpeacon should have stayed at home. If they had they might've done slightly better than the 6 - 0 thrashing dished out by CSI-Sandwich. Eamonn Hawe would have as much luck training this sad bunch as he would training a dog to speak Spanish. But working on their Corners doesn't seem the right place to start. Andy Structible thought he'd play safe and kick the ball back to his goalie. Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Was the keeper where he thought he was? Nope? Did the ball just stop before it rolled into the back of the net? Nope. Oh dear. What a midfield CSI-Sandwich have. Rathpeacon didn't get a look in but have plenty brusises as souvenirs. Andy Structible and Harrison Fire picked a fight with the biggest guy in the crowd hoping Albert Boneshaker would end their embarrassment on the pitch. They both took a beating before Albert Boneshaker stepped in and, out of spite, only booked them. When the ref pointed to the spot for no reason, CSI-Sandwich's Jaime Lyn Sigler tucked a superb penalty kick into the bottom corner despite the Rathpeacon keeper getting a hand to it. "It was a great win for us," Liz Vassey told the local press. "The gaffer is delighted how we've taken to winning like a duck out of water." Rathpeacon did one thing right, they managed to keep the margin of defeat to a respectable level. There' no shame in losing 6 - 0. Well, not much anyway.
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