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MATCH REPORT
Sun, 24 Nov 2024 (Day: 45/47)
Credit Balance = 0
Friendlies Sat, 23 Nov 2024
 
(0) 0 - (2) 6
Rathpeacon   CSI-Sandwich
Rank:432
  Rank:88
 
Goal Scorers
  Jaime Lyn Sigler 20, 57, 66 (pen), 75, 84
Andy Structible 37 (og)  
 
Match Statistics
4 5 1Formation4 5 1
40Possession60
11Shots16
10Fouls5
3Yellow Cards1
1Red Cards0
3Offsides4
Use WingsStyleUse Wings
Counter AttackInstructionCounter Attack
NormalAggressionPansy
AstrosBootsMoulded
 
Player Ratings
1A.Gravity75
2C.Needzit76
3A.Structible (32,65)61
4J.Strap65
5B.Ding75
6D.Lect82
7C.Needzit83
8H.Fire (65)78
9A.Kaseltzer (77)77
10L.Lyde82
11L.Nover77
12S.Dup0
13N.Ovtime0
14L.Lyde0
15F.Furter0
16A.Hugnkiss*0
1S.Alexander (1)45
2M.Helgenberger88
3E.Proctor*** (1)88
4L.Le Smith87
5E.Harnois88
6L.Vassey (1)45
7A.Belknap88
8E.La Rue***89
9L.Holly***88
10L.Lombard (77)88
11J.Lyn Sigler93
12P.Perrette (1)88
13S.Milos (1)88
14J.Fox (1)88
15M.Hartigay0
16C.de Pabo0
 
Time   Person Description
 20 minsJaime Lyn Siglerwith a belter from his own half
 32 minsAndy StructibleObstruction
 37 minsAndy Structiblewith an own goal
 57 minsJaime Lyn Siglerafter the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
 60 minsRathpeacon changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
 65 minsAndy StructibleFighting with fans
 65 minsHarrison FireFighting with fans
 66 minsJaime Lyn Siglerafter ref awarded a penalty
 75 minsJaime Lyn Siglerfrom a throw in
 77 minsLouise LombardFoul and abusive language
 77 minsAl KaseltzerFoul and abusive language
 84 minsJaime Lyn Siglerfrom the dressing room
 
 
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Match Report
Rathpeacon should have stayed at home. If they had they might've done slightly better than the 6 - 0 thrashing dished out by CSI-Sandwich.
Eamonn Hawe would have as much luck training this sad bunch as he would training a dog to speak Spanish. But working on their Corners doesn't seem the right place to start.
Andy Structible thought he'd play safe and kick the ball back to his goalie. Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Was the keeper where he thought he was? Nope? Did the ball just stop before it rolled into the back of the net? Nope. Oh dear.
What a midfield CSI-Sandwich have. Rathpeacon didn't get a look in but have plenty brusises as souvenirs.
Andy Structible and Harrison Fire picked a fight with the biggest guy in the crowd hoping Albert Boneshaker would end their embarrassment on the pitch. They both took a beating before Albert Boneshaker stepped in and, out of spite, only booked them.
When the ref pointed to the spot for no reason, CSI-Sandwich's Jaime Lyn Sigler tucked a superb penalty kick into the bottom corner despite the Rathpeacon keeper getting a hand to it.
"It was a great win for us," Liz Vassey told the local press. "The gaffer is delighted how we've taken to winning like a duck out of water."
Rathpeacon did one thing right, they managed to keep the margin of defeat to a respectable level. There' no shame in losing 6 - 0. Well, not much anyway.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Albert Boneshaker
 
Normal
 
Normal Pitch
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