Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(7) 15
Rathpeacon				Hertha Legends
Rank:320				Rank:133

Goal Scorers
		Lorenz Horr V. 3 Marko Pantelic IV. 8, 15, 21, 27 (pen), 63, 88 (pen) Karl-Heinz Granitza* 33, 41, 69 Hanne Sobek V.* 47, 52, 59, 82 Niko Kovac V.* 74

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	2 5 3
36	Possession	64
10	Shots	19
10	Fouls	8
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	A.Gravity		77
2	C.Needzit		75
3	A.Structible		76
4	J.Strap		0
5	B.Ding		76
6	D.Lect		82
7	C.Needzit	(45)	69
8	H.Fire		83
9	A.Kaseltzer		0
10	L.Lyde		83
11	L.Nover	(46)	74
12	S.Dup		0
13	N.Ovtime		0
14	L.Lyde		0
15	F.Furter		0
16	A.Hugnkiss*		0

1	R.Jarstein		89
2	M.Sziedat IV.	(15)	79
3	D.van Burik V.*		87
4	N.Kovac V.*		90
5	W.Sidka V.		90
6	M.Marcelinho V.		88
7	P.Dardai III.	(15)	45
8	B.Goor V.	(45)	86
9	K.Granitza*		91
10	M.Pantelic IV.		88
11	L.Horr V.	(15)	45
12	G.Kiraly IV.		0
13	U.Kliemann VI.*	(15)	89
14	Z.Neuendorf V.*	(15)	87
15	E.Beer IV.*		0
16	H.Sobek V.*	(15)	93


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Lorenz Horr V.	with a spectacular bicycle kick
8 mins	Marko Pantelic IV.	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
15 mins	Hertha Legends	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
15 mins	Marko Pantelic IV.	from a goal kick
21 mins	Marko Pantelic IV.	with a dink right on the goal line
27 mins	Marko Pantelic IV.	after ref awarded a penalty
33 mins	Karl-Heinz Granitza*	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
41 mins	Karl-Heinz Granitza*	with a header from the penalty area
45 mins	Bart Goor V.	Head butting
45 mins	Casey Needzit	Head butting
46 mins	Lee Nover	Head butting
47 mins	Hanne Sobek V.*	with the hand of God
52 mins	Hanne Sobek V.*	with a lovely move from the right wing
59 mins	Hanne Sobek V.*	with a lovely move from the right wing
60 mins	Rathpeacon	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
63 mins	Marko Pantelic IV.	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
69 mins	Karl-Heinz Granitza*	with a thunderous shot from distance
74 mins	Niko Kovac V.*	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
82 mins	Hanne Sobek V.*	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
88 mins	Marko Pantelic IV.	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

Hertha Legends are one of those teams who, on their day, are capable of handing out a proper beating. This was one such day with Rathpeacon the unfortunate recipients of a very one-sided 15 - 0 hammering.
Juergen Roeber is starting to look like The Pied Piper, his inspirational coaching sees the Hertha Legends team following his every instruction and dancing to his tune.
Jacques Strap missed the game because it was time for his car's annual wash.
Where did Rathpeacon get this goalie? It would appear that he's broken. They should take him back and ask for a refund.
Rathpeacon 's midfield needs attention. They were making less successful passes than a flatulent, acne ridden geek with halitosis at a school disco.
Bart Goor V. and Casey Needzit were both shown the yellow card after an off the ball incident led to them knocking each other out with a simultaneous headbutt.
Lewis Lummox awarded a penalty when a gun was waved in the face of Hertha Legends's Marko Pantelic IV. in the box. He duly converted from the spot.
"We ended up playing football, and that's not our style," claimed the frustrated Rathpeacon boss after his side's defeat. "It's a result that's really thrown a spanner in the fire."
Hertha Legends should be ashamed of themselves. Beating Rathpeacon 15 - 0 was a bit like mugging a granny for her pension. Both are equally defenceless.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Lewis Lummox

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Hard Pitch