Match Report

	(3) 5	-	(0) 0
Acorn Raiders				Los Ingobernables
Rank:9				Rank:155

Goal Scorers
Dick Tater 806 10, 50 Des Buratto 676 18 Lou Stooth 773* 29 Stan Dup 828 77

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	4 3 3
64	Possession	36
16	Shots	8
18	Fouls	25
0	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Nutter	Aggression	Nutter
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Kaholic 556		87
2	A.Meway 623	(1)	80
3	A.Bomb 770*		87
4	B.Free 837		87
5	L.Sirr 796		90
6	R.Banks 814		87
7	K.Dewitt 810	(1)	62
8	S.Dup 828		89
9	J.Czarfunee761	(1)	45
10	D.Tater 806		87
11	D.Buratto 676		89
12	R.Kleiner		0
13	B.Arrow 792	(1)	79
14	L.Stooth 773*	(1)	89
15	H.Mungous 824*	(1)	89
16	A.Rudder 696		0

1	A.Ketchum		76
2	J.Priest		71
3	W.Smithers		74
4	M.Withnoname	(45)	69
5	B.Loblaw		71
6	L.Miserables		82
7	B.Cat	(45) (26)	59
8	F.Fitzgerald		82
9	J.Paraguay	(79)	74
10	S.Iversen		81
11	A.Pandy	(39)	45
12	C.Crosses		0
13	S.Noble	(45)	75
14	S.Perb		0
15	L.Lettuce	(45) (53)	71
16	E.Gunnn	(39)	66


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Los Ingobernables	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
1 mins	Acorn Raiders	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
10 mins	Dick Tater 806	with a flick on
15 mins	Los Ingobernables	changed from Attacking to Defensive
18 mins	Des Buratto 676	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
26 mins	Bob Cat	Interfering with an opponent
29 mins	Lou Stooth 773*	from a throw in
30 mins	Acorn Raiders	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
39 mins	Andy Pandy	A broken finger
45 mins	Los Ingobernables	changed from Defensive to Attacking
50 mins	Dick Tater 806	from a throw in
53 mins	Liz Lettuce	Indecent exposure
60 mins	Acorn Raiders	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
75 mins	Los Ingobernables	changed from Attacking to Defensive
76 mins	Elston Gunnn	A sprained wrist
77 mins	Stan Dup 828	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
79 mins	Jeremy Paraguay	No apparent reason

Match Report

If Acorn Raiders were a horse we could be crowing about how they beat Los Ingobernables at a canter such was the comfort zone they were allowed to enjoy as the trotted to this 5 - 0 win.
Some idiot seems to have decided that only Jogging will turn round the fortunes of Los Ingobernables. That idiot is G B.
Los Ingobernables's keeper, Ash Ketchum, should have been a comedian. That way he'd give his team mates a good laugh with losing them every game he plays in.
Los Ingobernables need to reassess they're attack. Their forwards are going nowhere. And slowly.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Los Ingobernables go out in 4 3 3 formation we're still looking for it.
"The boss always tells us a game is not lost until it's won," remarked midfielder Kenny Dewitt 810. "I'm not entirely sure what he means, but I don't think we lost. did we? Did we win?"
A win for Acorn Raiders wasn't much of a surprise but what did you expect? A naked lady jumping out of a big cake?

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Cecil Dingberry

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