Match Report

	(13) 26	-	(0) 0
Letsbe Avinya				Texas Oilers

Goal Scorers
10 Wes Eebin 703 2 8 Dan De Lion* 806 5 10 Willie Stroker 807 8, 35, 47, 57, 68 10 Jack Soffalot 784 12, 25, 28, 74, 82 10 Mustapha Fag 740 15, 78, 89 9 Fox Indabox* 749 18, 21, 32, 43, 50, 64, 71, 86 9 Joe Kerr 783 39, 53 10 Nick Severything 813 60

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	3 2 2 3
70	Possession	30
26	Shots	8
11	Fouls	10
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	1
Longball	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Nutter	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	1.Past 720		88
2	8.De Lion* 806	(15)	89
3	9.Nomates 814		88
4	1.Severything 813		89
5	9.Inalaff 792		88
6	1.Eebeen 831		91
7	8.Ontback 786	(15)	45
8	1.Dupinnots 836		90
9	1.Stroker 807		93
10	1.Soffalot 784	(90)	92
11	1.Hattrick 801	(15)	53
12	9.Indabox* 749	(15)	94
13	9.Fick 753	(15)	88
14	9.Kerr 783	(15) (46)	89
15	9.Daloo 719		0
16	1.Dabuss 597		0

1	L.Briccant	(1)	45
2	A.Meway	(1)	48
3	J.Case c		48
4	C.Mass	(90)	48
5	W.Deer	(1)	48
6	C.Terbocks		48
7	F.Biceps		48
8	D.Geruss		45
9	A.Birthday		48
10	B.Ding		43
11	R.Banks		48
12	D.Lect	(1)	45
13	E.Jewcation	(1)	48
14	J.Credible	(1)	48
15	W.Maykit		0
16	S.Down		0


Time	Person	Description
2 mins	10 Wes Eebin 703	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
5 mins	8 Dan De Lion* 806	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
8 mins	10 Willie Stroker 807	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
12 mins	10 Jack Soffalot 784	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
15 mins	10 Mustapha Fag 740	from a throw in
18 mins	9 Fox Indabox* 749	with a header from the penalty area
21 mins	9 Fox Indabox* 749	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
25 mins	10 Jack Soffalot 784	with a lovely move from the right wing
28 mins	10 Jack Soffalot 784	with a powerful header into the top corner
32 mins	9 Fox Indabox* 749	from a goal kick
35 mins	10 Willie Stroker 807	from a corner
39 mins	9 Joe Kerr 783	with a header from the penalty area
43 mins	9 Fox Indabox* 749	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
46 mins	9 Joe Kerr 783	Head butting
47 mins	10 Willie Stroker 807	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
50 mins	9 Fox Indabox* 749	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
53 mins	9 Joe Kerr 783	from a corner
57 mins	10 Willie Stroker 807	from a corner
60 mins	10 Nick Severything 813	from a free kick
64 mins	9 Fox Indabox* 749	with a powerful header into the top corner
68 mins	10 Willie Stroker 807	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
71 mins	9 Fox Indabox* 749	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
74 mins	10 Jack Soffalot 784	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
78 mins	10 Mustapha Fag 740	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
82 mins	10 Jack Soffalot 784	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
86 mins	9 Fox Indabox* 749	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
89 mins	10 Mustapha Fag 740	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
90 mins	10 Jack Soffalot 784	Flying a kite
90 mins	Chris Mass	Obstruction

Match Report

"It's no use crying over spilt milk, we just need to get another cow," explained Texas Oilers manager James Dart after his team were stuffed 26 - 0 in the cup final.
With little sign of organisation from manager James Dart , the key to this game is tactics. The only keys he'll have next match is for the team bus.
When the shout of "mine" went up early in the game, Texas Oilers must have thought the ball belonged to Letsbe Avinya and felt it would be rude to take it off them.
10 Wes Eebeen 831 rounded off his hat trick with a little side heel inside the six yard box.
They say you can't pass a camel through the eye of a needle, but after Letsbe Avinya's midfield stunning performance today you'd back them to have a good go.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Texas Oilers manager James Dart does. But 3 2 2 3 is not the best shape for them.
"If the manager doesn't get our ship back on the rails, he's going to find himself in deep water," an irate Texas Oilers fan told the local paper after this defeat.
Watching Texas Oilers is a very educational experience for their boss, James Dart . During games like this he reads a book.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

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