Friendlies Mon, 11 Nov 2024

	(1) 4	-	(0) 0
Team Name				Kushberry F.C
Rank:83				Rank:9

Goal Scorers
*Chad Terbocks_10 30, 85 *Sam Urai_9 50 *Fletcher Bisceps_9 66

Match Statistics
4 5 1		Formation		4 5 1
47		Possession		53
10		Shots		13
9		Fouls		9
0		Yellow Cards		1
0		Red Cards		1
2		Offsides		3
Passing		Style		Passing
Defensive		Instruction		Counter Attack
Normal		Aggression		Normal
Blades		Boots		Moulded

Player Ratings
1 H.First_10 88 2 *.Gator_10 89 3 *.Knot_9 (1) 89 4 *.Whatarmy_9 88 5 *.Deer_09 89 6 *.Absent_09 89 7 *.Terbocks_10 87 8 *.Tater_10 (1) 45 9 *.Breath_10 89 10 *.Bisceps_9 87 11 P.Pantz_9 (1) 45 12 X.Breath_10 0 13 B.Free_10 (1) 88 14 W.Maykit (1) 88 15 *.Nasium_9 0 16 *.Urai_9 (1) 79		1 D.Raya 702 80 2 B.White 846 (40,77) 66 3 M.Gabriel* 817 75 4 W.Saliba 788 (1) 77 5 R.Calafiori 844 64 6 R.Sterling 806 72 7 M.Odegaard 805 (1) 45 8 D.Rice 836 84 9 J.Jorginho 748 81 10 L.Trossard 769 83 11 K.Havertz 801 (1) 45 12 N.Neto 580 0 13 J.Timber* 698 (1) 71 14 O.Zinchenko 770 (1) 45 15 E.Nwaneri 698 0 16 G.Jesus* 798 (1) 83

Time		Person	Description
30 mins		*Chad Terbocks_10	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
34 mins		Riccardo Calafiori 695	A painful back injury
40 mins		Thomas Partey 695	Faking injury
40 mins		*Sam Urai_9	A mild concussion
50 mins		*Sam Urai_9	with a powerful header into the top corner
66 mins		*Fletcher Bisceps_9	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
68 mins		Jurrien Timber* 698	A mild concussion
77 mins		Thomas Partey 695	Dangerous tackling
85 mins		*Chad Terbocks_10	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose

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Match Report

Team Name put 4 goals into the Kushberry F.C net to ensure a 4 - 0 win. If this is how master tactician The Manager plays a game of football, we wouldn't want to be playing him at chess! *Chad Terbocks_10 was the Team Name's Midas - everything he hit turned to goals, bagging 2 for himself. Kushberry F.C's midfield needs attention. They were making less successful passes than a flatulent, acne ridden geek with halitosis at a school disco. Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 4 5 1 formation look impressive, Kushberry F.C however make it look very ordinary. "We were robbed," insisted an agitated . . after the defeat. "I want to see their guv'nor The Manager in court and I want those points back." An unsurprising result perhaps. If Kushberry F.C continue to look as keen to offer the opposition three points on plate maybe they should all become waiters.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Simon Pieman	Normal	Normal Pitch