Match Report

	(3) 6	-	(0) 0
Arcadia Bay				Hull City Skinheads
Rank:4				Rank:580

Goal Scorers
Wilma Leggrowbach 8 - 755 18, 30 Midas Well 9 - 707 44, 88 Winnie Dipoo 8 - 811 57 Bowen Arrow 10 - 806 72 (pen)

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	4 4 2
67	Possession	33
16	Shots	6
3	Fouls	16
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	1
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Nutter	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	E.Dover 10 - 573		90
2	A.Gator 9 - 786		89
3	A.Rudder 8 - 525	(1)	71
4	S.Knot		89
5	E.Ible 8 - 837		87
6	E.Roids 8 - 832		87
7	W.Dipoo 8 - 811		79
8	S.Pitt 6 - 824	(1)	45
9	B.Arrow 10 - 806		88
10	A.Sapple	(1)	45
11	W.Leggrowbach 8 - 755		88
12	S.Pull 6 - 808		0
13	E.Dover 9 - 695	(1)	87
14	V.Lay 6 - 740	(1)	88
15	J.Atrics 9 - 815		0
16	M.Well 9 - 707	(1) (90)	87

1	D.Ashby		81
2	B.Sawyer		75
3	D.Davidson		65
4	S.Berryman		76
5	J.Hill		77
6	C.Patten	(53)	78
7	N.Patridge		82
8	P.Wilkinson		83
9	L.Preston		83
10	W.Jones		80
11	P.Brayson		0
12	J.Gillespie		0
13	B.Wilson		0
14	K.White		0
15	R.Norfolk		0
16	A.Hawkins		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Arcadia Bay	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
18 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach 8 - 755	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
30 mins	Arcadia Bay	changed from Defensive to Attacking
30 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach 8 - 755	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
44 mins	Midas Well 9 - 707	with a belter from the halfway line
53 mins	Calvin Patten	No apparent reason
53 mins	Winnie Dipoo 8 - 811	A mild concussion
57 mins	Winnie Dipoo 8 - 811	from a goal kick
60 mins	Arcadia Bay	changed from Attacking to Defensive
72 mins	Bowen Arrow 10 - 806	after ref awarded a penalty
88 mins	Midas Well 9 - 707	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
90 mins	Midas Well 9 - 707	Head butting

Match Report

On their day Arcadia Bay have the ability to make good teams look ordinary. Being on the wrong end of this 6 - 0 cruise, Hull City Skinheads are already doing a good enough job of making themselves look ordinary.
All those long hours at the local rec practising Ball skills paid off today for Arcadia Bay.
Hull City Skinheads had so little of the ball they must have forgotten what it looked like by end of the match.
Hull City Skinheads's keeper David Ashby couldn't have stopped a beachball on this kind of form.
An impressive attacking display. Arcadia Bay are like Jordan, they have plenty of quality up front.
After being scythed down in the opposition box, Arcadia Bay's Bowen Arrow 10 - 806 managed to convert the kick before being rushed to hospital with a nasty gash on the leg caused by the scythe.
"The thing about this game," offered boss Dean Windass, "is even when you're dead, you must never allow yourself just to lie down and be buried. Judging by that performance, we brought our own spades."
Any more results like this and Hull City Skinheads are rapidly going to become a laughing stock. They'll certainly provide some ballet laughs at any rate.

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Referee

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Billy Bludgeon

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