Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(4) 12
Great Yarmouth Town				Team Name
Rank:114				Rank:119

Goal Scorers
		Chad Terbocks_10 8, 83, 88 Xavier Breath_10 15, 70 Peter Pantz_9 29, 36, 49 Wayne Deer_09 54 Sam Urai_9 60, 66 Joe King 77 (og)

Match Statistics

4 1 3 1 1	Formation	4 5 1
40	Possession	60
9	Shots	12
6	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	C.Lear		76
2	J.King		66
3	L.Stooth		0
4	D.Tater	(1)	66
5	D.Buratto		75
6	C.Lear		83
7	F.Bisceps	(1)	45
8	B.Dwyer		84
9	B.Crobbery		84
10	P.Zaria	(61)	80
11	D.Sore		0
12	W.Leggrowbach		0
13	P.Pantz	(1)	60
14	K.Dewitt	(1)	74
15	B.Dover		0
16	U.Daway		0

1	H.First_10		89
2	*.Gator_10		87
3	*.Knot_9	(60)	89
4	*.Rohsopht_10		86
5	*.Deer_09		89
6	*.Absent_09		90
7	*.Terbocks_10		90
8	*.Tater_10	(60)	45
9	*.Breath_10	(74)	88
10	*.Bisceps_9		80
11	P.Pantz_9	(60) (36)	45
12	X.Breath_10		0
13	B.Free_10	(60)	89
14	E.Roids_10	(60)	89
15	*.Nasium_9		0
16	*.Urai_9	(60)	90


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Great Yarmouth Town	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
8 mins	*Chad Terbocks_10	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
15 mins	Great Yarmouth Town	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
15 mins	*Xavier Breath_10	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
29 mins	Peter Pantz_9	with a powerful header into the top corner
36 mins	Peter Pantz_9	No apparent reason
36 mins	Peter Pantz_9	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
49 mins	Peter Pantz_9	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
54 mins	*Wayne Deer_09	with a spectacular bicycle kick
60 mins	*Sam Urai_9	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
61 mins	Pete Zaria	Flying a kite
61 mins	*Fletcher Bisceps_9	A mild concussion
66 mins	*Sam Urai_9	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
70 mins	*Xavier Breath_10	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
74 mins	*Xavier Breath_10	Shirt pulling
75 mins	Great Yarmouth Town	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
77 mins	Joe King	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
83 mins	*Chad Terbocks_10	with a strike from the left wing
88 mins	*Chad Terbocks_10	with a header from the penalty area

Match Report

Carnage. Team Name annihilated Great Yarmouth Town 12 - 0.
Ted Fawler would be as well giving his squad singing lessons for all the good the Defence training seems to be doing them.
Dinah Sore missed the game because it was time for his car's annual wash.
Completing his hat trick with a header from the penalty area, *Chad Terbocks_10 is a name you should look out for.
The Team Name attack simple bulldozed their way through the Great Yarmouth Town defence. A demolition job.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Great Yarmouth Town go out in 4 1 3 1 1 formation we're still looking for it.
"We just rolled over for Team Name," shrugged the Great Yarmouth Town boss. "The team should be doing better than this. Unfortunately, we keep kicking ourselves in the foot."
Even if this was a game of rugby, Great Yarmouth Town wouldn't have been able to compete due to their lack of trying.

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