With little to separate Purple Gelato and Kushberry F.C, the game eventually finished 2 - 0 in Purple Gelato 's favour.
. . would be more suited to training dogs, He's taught this team just roll over, play dead and start begging from the kick off.
Purple Gelato 's Declan Rice 821 made a non-appearance after his mum and dad insisted he went on holiday to Bridlington with them. He was so embarrassed he just went without telling anyone.
If this game went on for a week, Kushberry F.C couldn't have put the ball past Purple Gelato keeper Jordan Pickford 633.
It takes a good team to play the Attacking game effectively, and there was only one of those out on the pitch.
Bukayo Saka 777 and William Saliba 788 were both shown the yellow card after an off the ball incident led to them knocking each other out with a simultaneous headbutt.
Like the Pied Piper, Purple Gelato 's Trent Alex-Arnold 811 plays the tune and the rest follow.
"The gaffer got it right tactically," commented Ollie Watkins 745, "We can win Friendlies on this kind of form unless someone beats us."
Playing pretty football is all well and good, but if like Kushberry F.C you don't take your chances this league is going to prove to be a bridge too far.
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