Match Report

	(9) 21	-	(0) 0
CSI-Birchington				States United
Rank:102				Rank:274

Goal Scorers
Louise Lombard 5 (pen), 10, 20, 24, 58, 71 (pen) Cote de Pabo 15, 38, 75, 88 Anna Belknap 28, 50, 62 Emily Proctor* 33, 81 Eva La Rue 41 Kim Delany* 46, 54, 67 Marge Helgenberger 78, 85

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 4 2
67	Possession	33
21	Shots	7
5	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Perrette	(1)	45
2	L.Le Smith		87
3	E.Harnois	(1)	88
4	E.Proctor***		88
5	M.Helgenberger		89
6	L.Vassey	(1)	45
7	L.Holly***		89
8	E.La Rue		89
9	K.Delany***		90
10	L.Lombard		89
11	C.de Pabo		92
12	S.Alexander	(1)	89
13	S.Milos	(1)	88
14	A.Belknap	(1) (83)	91
15	M.Hartigay		0
16	E.Shue***		0

1	H.Annsaw		45
2	A.Structible		44
3	B.Cherry		0
4	D.Tater	(75)	44
5	E.Whatarmy	(82)	47
6	M.DeLawn		0
7	K.Opener		46
8	A.Tricity		43
9	C.Mass		45
10	S.Pull	(75)	45
11	W.Dipoo		82
12	J.Credible	(75)	45
13	D.Pipes		0
14	L.Tarred	(75)	72
15	D.Sore		0
16	A.Hugnkiss		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Louise Lombard	after ref awarded a penalty
10 mins	Louise Lombard	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
15 mins	Cote de Pabo	with a strike from the left wing
20 mins	Louise Lombard	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
24 mins	Louise Lombard	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
28 mins	Anna Belknap	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
33 mins	Emily Proctor***	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
38 mins	Cote de Pabo	with a brave flying header
41 mins	Eva La Rue	with a great chip from the left wing
46 mins	Kim Delany***	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
50 mins	Anna Belknap	with the bumcheek of God
54 mins	Kim Delany***	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
58 mins	Louise Lombard	with a flick on
62 mins	Anna Belknap	from a throw in
67 mins	Kim Delany***	from a throw in
71 mins	Louise Lombard	after ref awarded a penalty
75 mins	States United	changed from Pansy to Nutter
75 mins	States United	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
75 mins	States United	changed from 4 4 2 to 4 3 3 Attacking
75 mins	Cote de Pabo	from the dressing room
78 mins	Marge Helgenberger	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
81 mins	Emily Proctor***	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
82 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	High kicking
83 mins	Anna Belknap	Shirt pulling
85 mins	Marge Helgenberger	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
88 mins	Cote de Pabo	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar

Match Report

CSI-Birchington took the game to States United throughout their 21 - 0 whitewash.
A little more Sit-ups and a little less Jogging would go a long way to improving States United's lot.
States United were very impressed by the skills of the CSI-Birchington team. They spent the whole game marvelling at them.
States United's keeper Huang Annsaw couldn't have stopped a beachball on this kind of form.
After today's performance States United's midfield were bright red in the face - not through exertion but through understandable embarrassment.
States United's Bill Price experiment with the 4 4 2 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"We were robbed," insisted an agitated Bill Price after the defeat. "I want to see their guv'nor Brian Gilbert in court and I want those points back."
You can talk about damage limitation all you like. When you've shipped 21 goals the only thing that's going to save you from a team like CSI-Birchington is the final whistle.

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