Match Report

	(3) 5	-	(0) 0
CSI-Westgate on Sea				HOWE FC
Rank:113				Rank:533

Goal Scorers
Marisa Hartigay 11 Elizabeth Shue*** 27, 79 Melina Kanakredes 45 Eva La Rue 63

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	Diamond
55	Possession	45
10	Shots	10
5	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	2
1	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	P.Perrette	(1)	45
2	M.Kanakredes		90
3	L.Le Smith***	(1)	88
4	S.Milos		88
5	E.Harnois		88
6	L.Vassey	(1)	45
7	A.Belknap***	(32,73)	83
8	L.Lombard***		89
9	K.Delany		87
10	M.Hartigay		88
11	E.Shue***		88
12	S.Alexander	(1)	87
13	E.Proctor***	(1)	90
14	E.La Rue	(1)	89
15	L.Holly		0
16	C.de Pabo***		0

1	B.Ranks		81
2	U.Daway		74
3	B.Ding		74
4	W.CLR Piece	(45)	70
5	B.Cherry	(73)	56
6	W.Melon		83
7	C.Lear	(32)	76
8	D.CLR Lect		82
9	A.Rudder		83
10	L.CLR Batchford		84
11	L.Gilaker	(45)	45
12	A.Birthday		0
13	A.CLR Kaseltzer	(45)	74
14	S.CLR Urai	(73)	51
15	B.CLR Dover		0
16	J.CLR Czarfunee	(45) (65)	76


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	HOWE FC	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
1 mins	CSI-Westgate on Sea	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
11 mins	Marisa Hartigay	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
27 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	with a great chip from the left wing
32 mins	Chanda Lear	Head butting
32 mins	Anna Belknap***	Head butting
45 mins	HOWE FC	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
45 mins	Melina Kanakredes	with a brave flying header
63 mins	Eva La Rue	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
65 mins	Joe CLR Czarfunee	Shirt pulling
73 mins	Anna Belknap***	Head butting
73 mins	Buster Cherry	A broken leg
79 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	from a throw in

Match Report

HOWE FC never really got started and as a result were made to look very ordinary by a sparkling CSI-Westgate on Sea side who handed out a harsh lesson in finishing with this 5 - 0 defeat.
What a tactician CSI-Westgate on Sea manager is. Sure, winning a game of football ain't rocket science, if it were Brian Gilbert would be working at NASA not standing in the rain on a Sunday morning.
So impressive was Sasha Alexander's performance in the CSI-Westgate on Sea goal that his manager gave him a wet, tonguey kiss after this 5 - 0 result.
HOWE FC's strikers need to go back to the drawing board. HOWE FC's manager Steve Jones needs to go back to the transfer market.
Chanda Lear and Anna Belknap*** were both shown the yellow card after an off the ball incident led to them knocking each other out with a simultaneous headbutt.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why HOWE FC go out in Diamond formation we're still looking for it.
"We may have rubbed it in his face," CSI-Westgate on Sea manager Brian Gilbert said of his defeated opposite number Steve Jones". "But the was a mess of his own making."
HOWE FC took this defeat on the chin. The one thing you have to hand to them is the fact they're good losers. Face it, it's the thing they do best.

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