Match Report

	(14) 28	-	(0) 0
Floriana FC				We Play Like Girls
Rank:18				Rank:1031

Goal Scorers
Wayne Jackson 4 (pen), 7, 14 (pen), 17 (pen), 20 (pen), 23, 26, 29, 35, 51 (pen), 60, 67 (pen) Jamie Critchlow 10, 57, 63, 70, 76 Marc Graham 32, 79, 83, 89 Antony Spiteri 38, 47 Player Name 12103 41 (og) Michael Rees 44 Craig Howlett 54, 86 Jordan Henry 73

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	3 6 1
69	Possession	31
28	Shots	9
3	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Nutter	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	M.Richardson		88
2	C.Spiteri	(1)	80
3	H.Savva		88
4	A.Finill		79
5	A.Spiteri		89
6	M.Rees		90
7	D.Pipes	(1)	45
8	W.Jackson		93
9	M.Obeng	(1)	90
10	J.Critchlow		93
11	M.Graham		92
12	D.Robbins		0
13	C.Walker	(1) (90)	80
14	C.Howlett	(1)	89
15	J.Rees		0
16	J.Henry	(1)	87

1	P.Name 12102		50
2	P.Name 12103	(90)	53
3	P.Name 12106		47
4	P.Name 12107		0
5	P.Name 12111		49
6	P.Name 12113		55
7	P.Name 12116		55
8	P.Name 12117		0
9	P.Name 12118		48
10	P.Name 12110		67
11	P.Name 12114		0
12	P.Name 12112		0
13	P.Name 12104		0
14	P.Name 12101		0
15	P.Name 12115		0
16	P.Name 12109		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Floriana FC	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
4 mins	Wayne Jackson	after ref awarded a penalty
7 mins	Wayne Jackson	from the dressing room
10 mins	Jamie Critchlow	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
14 mins	Wayne Jackson	after ref awarded a penalty
17 mins	Wayne Jackson	after ref awarded a penalty
20 mins	Wayne Jackson	after ref awarded a penalty
23 mins	Wayne Jackson	with a brave flying header
26 mins	Wayne Jackson	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
29 mins	Wayne Jackson	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
30 mins	Floriana FC	changed from Defensive to Attacking
32 mins	Marc Graham	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
35 mins	Wayne Jackson	from a free kick
38 mins	Antony Spiteri	from a throw in
41 mins	Player Name 12103	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
44 mins	Michael Rees	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
47 mins	Antony Spiteri	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
51 mins	Wayne Jackson	after ref awarded a penalty
54 mins	Craig Howlett	from a throw in
57 mins	Jamie Critchlow	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
60 mins	Wayne Jackson	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
63 mins	Jamie Critchlow	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
67 mins	Wayne Jackson	after ref awarded a penalty
70 mins	Jamie Critchlow	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
73 mins	Jordan Henry	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
76 mins	Jamie Critchlow	with a header from the penalty area
79 mins	Marc Graham	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
83 mins	Marc Graham	with a great chip from the left wing
86 mins	Craig Howlett	with a thunderous shot from distance
89 mins	Marc Graham	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
90 mins	Charlie Walker	Time wasting
90 mins	Player Name 12103	Scrapping
90 mins	Ashley Finill	A mild concussion

Match Report

We Play Like Girls played a blinder against Floriana FC. They would probably have faired better if they were blindfolded. 28 - 0 isn't a football score, it's the dialling code for Swansea.
The We Play Like Girls fans were calling for the head of manager Oluwasegun Emmanuel after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow.
Was it Christmas out there? Must have seemed like it to Floriana FC who were gifted possession every time We Play Like Girls touched the ball.
An own goal by Player Name 12103 gave We Play Like Girls a mountain to climb. If they were actually climbing a mountain, Player Name 12103 would be carrying all the bags to make amends for his gaff.
Floriana FC would have passed for an Italian side the way they timed their dives to perfection which helped them overcome We Play Like Girls. We Play Like Girls couldn't have passed for toffee.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 3 6 1 formation look impressive, We Play Like Girls however make it look very ordinary.
Much criticised We Play Like Girls manager Oluwasegun Emmanuel looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that Floriana FC scored."
You'd think at 28 - 0 Floriana FC would have made their point. There was plenty left in the tank which should leave We Play Like Girls shuddering at how much worse it could have been.

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