Match Report

	(3) 5	-	(0) 1
Ogres				HOWE FC
Rank:36				Rank:561

Goal Scorers
Artie Choke 18 Jose Frayed 32 Kenny Dewitt 44 (pen), 59 (pen), 73		Warren CLR Piece 75

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	Diamond
66	Possession	34
15	Shots	9
7	Fouls	11
2	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Birthday		86
2	A.Choke		90
3	C.Terbocks	(1)	54
4	K.Cook		86
5	B.Tagg		86
6	M.Skeeto	(88)	85
7	L.Tarred	(1)	45
8	K.Dewitt		91
9	J.Frayed		89
10	A.Thetires		89
11	A.Gravity	(1)	45
12	C.Arm	(1)	87
13	E.Jewcation	(1) (43)	85
14	W.Dipoo	(1)	89
15	M.DeLawn		0
16	B.Arrow		0

1	B.Ranks		80
2	U.Daway		74
3	W.CLR Piece	(31)	74
4	A.CLR Kaseltzer		75
5	B.Cherry		77
6	W.Melon	(45)	57
7	S.CLR Urai		83
8	D.CLR Lect		83
9	A.Rudder		82
10	U.Daway	(45)	45
11	L.Gilaker	(63)	79
12	A.Birthday		0
13	L.Sirr	(88) (45)	50
14	L.CLR Batchford		0
15	C.Lear	(88)	73
16	J.CLR Czarfunee	(45)	80


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	HOWE FC	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
1 mins	Ogres	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
18 mins	Artie Choke	from a goal kick
30 mins	Ogres	changed from Attacking to Defensive
31 mins	Warren CLR Piece	Head butting
32 mins	Jose Frayed	with a great solo effort
43 mins	Ed Jewcation	Repeated diving
44 mins	Kenny Dewitt	after ref awarded a penalty
45 mins	HOWE FC	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
59 mins	Kenny Dewitt	after ref awarded a penalty
60 mins	HOWE FC	changed from Attacking to Defensive
60 mins	Ogres	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
63 mins	Larry Gilaker	Time wasting
73 mins	Kenny Dewitt	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
75 mins	Warren CLR Piece	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
88 mins	Moe Skeeto	Indecent exposure
88 mins	Lou Sirr	A mild concussion

Match Report

HOWE FC were totally dominated and completely over-run by a Ogres team who handed down one of the most convincing 5 - 1 defeats you're likely to see all season.
While the squad won't stop grumbling at having to practice their Corners, the results are clear out on a Sunday.
Training this week for HOWE FC will be mainly an introduction to a round bag of wind called a football. Ogres need no introduction judging by the amount of possession they had in this 5 - 1 win.
HOWE FC need to reassess they're attack. Their forwards are going nowhere. And slowly.
HOWE FC's Steve Jones is clearly deeply in love with Diamond. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"I tell the boys week in, week out that if they don't get a result it's my neck on the line," beamed delighted Ogres manager Andy W. "I don't think they care, but nor do I today. The three points are all mine."
The only challenge Ogres came up against here was trying to remember their way home after celebrating this, the simplest of wins.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

Rainy

Soft Pitch