Match Report

	(11) 22	-	(0) 1
sMAshEd				Blanchester united
Rank:19				Rank:286

Goal Scorers
Pete Zaria 2, 36, 45, 52, 60, 75 Finn Ischer 6, 10, 19, 24 (pen), 40, 68, 71, 78 (pen), 82 (pen) Ewan Whatarmy 13, 85 Richard Cranium 29, 32 Ken Opener 48 Anna Bell 56 (og) Brighton Early 64		Tee Tot 82

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	3 5 2 Attacking
68	Possession	32
22	Shots	8
7	Fouls	12
2	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	1
9	Offsides	5
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	H.Dropalot		89
2	J.Nasium	(1)	45
3	L.Nover	(66)	83
4	E.Whatarmy		89
5	A.Gator	(1)	45
6	A.Sapple		88
7	R.Cranium		89
8	C.Lingus		90
9	P.Zaria	(32)	88
10	V.Crow	(1)	45
11	F.Ischer		94
12	K.Dewitt	(1)	86
13	A.Birthday	(1)	89
14	K.Opener	(1)	88
15	T.Urchips		0
16	R.Kleiner		0

1	A.Structible		78
2	P.Name 23045		64
3	P.Name 23048		63
4	A.Bell	(84)	56
5	M.Rae	(43)	69
6	A.Trovillo		67
7	H.Banana 2		76
8	P.Name 23054		60
9	C.Ton	(24,65)	53
10	J.Amiah		56
11	T.Tot		73
12	H.Banana		0
13	P.Name 23051		0
14	P.Name 23058		0
15	A.Cadaby		0
16	P.Name 23049		0


Time	Person	Description
2 mins	Pete Zaria	with a header from the penalty area
6 mins	Finn Ischer	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
10 mins	Finn Ischer	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
13 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a great solo effort
15 mins	sMAshEd	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
19 mins	Finn Ischer	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
24 mins	Col Ton	Faking injury
24 mins	Finn Ischer	after ref awarded a penalty
29 mins	Richard Cranium	with a powerful header into the top corner
30 mins	sMAshEd	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
32 mins	Pete Zaria	Spitting
32 mins	Richard Cranium	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
36 mins	Pete Zaria	with a thunderous shot from distance
40 mins	Finn Ischer	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
43 mins	Mindy Rae	Indecent exposure
45 mins	Pete Zaria	with a belter from his own half
48 mins	Ken Opener	from a throw in
52 mins	Pete Zaria	with a belter from the halfway line
56 mins	Anna Bell	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
60 mins	Pete Zaria	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
64 mins	Brighton Early	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
65 mins	Col Ton	Obstruction
66 mins	Lee Nover	Time wasting
68 mins	Finn Ischer	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
71 mins	Finn Ischer	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
75 mins	Pete Zaria	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
78 mins	Finn Ischer	after ref awarded a penalty
82 mins	Finn Ischer	after ref awarded a penalty
82 mins	Tee Tot	with a belter from his own half
84 mins	Anna Bell	Foul and abusive language
85 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a dink right on the goal line

Match Report

Not so much a competitive game of football as a 90-minute target practise session for sMAshEd who battered the Blanchester united goal finding the target more often than not for a 22 - 1 rout.
David Christian must reassess his training methods - he has nothing to lose. Except probably the next game or six.
Possession? The ball stuck to the foot of every sMAshEd player like glue.
The sMAshEd players were on a £1-a-goal bonus which saw Ewan Whatarmy take home 2 pounds. Riches beyond his wildest dreams.
David Christian needs to start getting more defensive. Both about this awful result, and tactically.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 3 5 2 Attacking formation look impressive, Blanchester united however make it look very ordinary.
"All the Blanchester united team are 100% behind the manager," one player commented after this defeat. "But I can't speak for the rest of them."
null Apparently Blanchester united were promised a pint of beer for every goal they scored.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

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