Match Report

	(9) 17	-	(0) 0
Purple Gelato				Tunneltiger
Rank:9				Rank:117

Goal Scorers
Kobbie Mainoo* 816 6, 57, 76 Ollie Watkins 745 10, 21, 26, 36 Ivan Toney 757 15, 30, 51, 66, 70 Bukayo Saka 777 40, 86 Hugh Mungous 45 (og) Declan Rice 821 61 Jude Bellingham* 824 81

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	4 3 3
69	Possession	31
23	Shots	10
3	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
10	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Nutter	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	J.Pickford 633		90
2	T.Alex-Arnold 811	(1)	70
3	E.Konsa 763		90
4	J.Bellingham* 824		87
5	C.Palmer 784	(1)	45
6	D.Rice 821		88
7	E.Eze 737	(1)	63
8	A.Gordon 821		89
9	B.Saka 777		88
10	I.Toney 757		92
11	O.Watkins 745		92
12	A.Ramsdale 584		0
13	K.Walker 732	(1) (90)	88
14	K.Mainoo* 816	(1)	90
15	P.Foden 796	(1)	87
16	J.Bowen 673		0

1	T.Urchips	(45)	63
2	H.Mungous		66
3	D.Pipes		0
4	B.Cherry		75
5	L.Sirr	(90)	69
6	S.Manilla		82
7	V.Crow		82
8	E.Roids		0
9	D.Tater		84
10	A.Rudder		82
11	A.Thetires		0
12	J.King		0
13	L.Lyde		0
14	R.Meeblind		0
15	W.Piece		0
16	R.Kleiner	(45)	75


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Tunneltiger	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
6 mins	Kobbie Mainoo* 816	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
10 mins	Ollie Watkins 745	with a belter from his own half
15 mins	Ivan Toney 757	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
21 mins	Ollie Watkins 745	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
26 mins	Ollie Watkins 745	with a dink right on the goal line
30 mins	Ivan Toney 757	with a dink right on the goal line
36 mins	Ollie Watkins 745	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
40 mins	Bukayo Saka 777	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
45 mins	Hugh Mungous	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
51 mins	Ivan Toney 757	with a great volley from 10 yards out
57 mins	Kobbie Mainoo* 816	with a great solo effort
61 mins	Declan Rice 821	from a goal kick
66 mins	Ivan Toney 757	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
70 mins	Ivan Toney 757	from the dressing room
76 mins	Kobbie Mainoo* 816	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
81 mins	Jude Bellingham* 824	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
86 mins	Bukayo Saka 777	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
90 mins	Kyle Walker 732	Annoying the referee
90 mins	Lou Sirr	Unsporting behaviour

Match Report

Purple Gelato ran rings round Tunneltiger leaving them in tatters after a humbling 17 - 0 beating. You get the feeling they even took their foot off the gas to spare further blushes.
If this is how master tactician . . plays a game of football, we wouldn't want to be playing him at chess!
Purple Gelato took the ball from under the noses of Tunneltiger at every opportunity.
Where did Tunneltiger get this goalie? It would appear that he's broken. They should take him back and ask for a refund.
Don't ask Tunneltiger's midfield to cross their fingers, after todays display they'd cross them into the car park.
Ivan Toney 757 was a blur on the pitch today, it's a surprise anyone saw enough of him to award the Man Of The Match.
Tunneltiger manager Craig Hindle told irate fans: "If it wasn't for their goals, Purple Gelato wouldn't have won."
When your team leaves the field 17 - 0 winners who cares if the songs rhyme? On the strength of this rout Purple Gelato have few cares.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Rainy

Muddy Pitch