Match Report

	(3) 7	-	(1) 1
The Muppets				HandyMan United
Rank:12				Rank:41

Goal Scorers
Muppet STRC2 731* 9, 27, 51 Muppet AMIDC1 791 39 Muppet MIDC1 780 66, 82 Muppet STRC1 751* 74		Roman Arch 28

Match Statistics

3 5 2 Attacking	Formation	3 5 2
66	Possession	34
17	Shots	5
4	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
8	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	M.GK1 521		88
2	M.ADEFC1 723*	(1)	63
3	M.DEFC1 751		74
4	M.ADEFL1 769		86
5	M.AMIDC2 741*	(1)	45
6	M.MIDC2 775	(1)	53
7	M.AMIDC1 791		90
8	M.MIDL1 793		88
9	M.AMIDL1 808		89
10	M.STRC2 731*		91
11	M.STRC1 751*		89
12	M.ADEFR1 750	(1)	87
13	M.MIDC1 780	(1)	89
14	M.AMIDR1 785	(1) (66)	87
15	M.STRR1 711		0
16	M.STRL1 714		0

1	D.Pipes		78
2	J.Builder		74
3	T.Screw		76
4	A.Grease	(48)	70
5	M.Labour		82
6	A.Mann		83
7	C.Crete		81
8	B.Ding		81
9	F.Spread		82
10	R.Arch		88
11	E.Paper		0
12	S.Roof		0
13	M.Emulsion		0
14	H.Saw		0
15	J.Hammer		0
16	D.Board		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	The Muppets	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
9 mins	Muppet STRC2 731*	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
15 mins	The Muppets	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
27 mins	Muppet STRC2 731*	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
28 mins	Roman Arch	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
39 mins	Muppet AMIDC1 791	from a throw in
45 mins	The Muppets	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
48 mins	Axel Grease	Being drunk
48 mins	Muppet DEFC1 751	A broken thumb
51 mins	Muppet STRC2 731*	with a great solo effort
60 mins	The Muppets	changed from Defensive to Attacking
66 mins	Muppet AMIDR1 785	Spitting
66 mins	Muppet MIDC1 780	with a spectacular bicycle kick
74 mins	Muppet STRC1 751*	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
82 mins	Muppet MIDC1 780	with a brave flying header

Match Report

On their day The Muppets have the ability to make good teams look ordinary. Being on the wrong end of this 7 - 1 cruise, HandyMan United are already doing a good enough job of making themselves look ordinary.
With little sign of organisation from manager Sir Kit_Breaker, the key to this game is tactics. The only keys he'll have next match is for the team bus.
HandyMan United had so little of the ball they must have forgotten what it looked like by end of the match.
Keeper Dwayne Pipes should stop for some sleeping pills on his way home, there's no way he will sleep after his atrocious performance in the HandyMan United goal.
Crop circle investigators don't get too excited, it's just The Muppets's forwards. They ran rings around HandyMan United's defence.
So easily did The Muppets's Muppet STRC2 731* deserve his Man Of The Match status this evening, they will be asking him to open supermarkets for days.
"The gaffer always tells us a game is not won until it's lost," remarked Muppet AMIDC2 741*. "And we didn't lose, did we?"
The one thing you can say in HandyMan United's favour is they're not bad losers. From where we were sitting they looked pretty good at it.

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Butch Gravelneck

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