Match Report

	(2) 7	-	(0) 0
Newcastle legends				PSYCHO F.C.
Rank:16				Rank:670

Goal Scorers
Andy Cole 10 781 10, 48, 72 Laurent Robert 8 830 32 (pen) Faustino Asprilla 10 779 61 Shola Ameobi 10 816* 78, 86

Match Statistics

5 2 3 Attacking	Formation	4 3 3
69	Possession	31
17	Shots	6
10	Fouls	11
2	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	0
7	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	S.Given 10 648		88
2	W.Barton 10 830		88
3	T.Bramble 8 786*		90
4	J.Gutierrez 6 792*	(1)	62
5	S.Taylor 9 818	(71)	89
6	O.Bernard 8 802		90
7	N.Solano 10 818	(1)	45
8	L.Robert 8 830		87
9	A.Cole 10 781	(36)	91
10	S.Ameobi 10 816*		78
11	L.Ferdinand 8 774*	(1)	45
12	N.Dabizas 9 796	(1)	88
13	K.Gillespie 9 828	(1)	89
14	P.Beardsley 9 798*		0
15	D.Ginola 9 798		0
16	F.Asprilla 10 779	(1)	90

1	S.Manilla		77
2	A.Abet	(36)	68
3	A.Meway	(71)	50
4	R.Meeblind	(73)	69
5	W.Melon	(36)	71
6	B.Ender		81
7	T.Vision		74
8	B.Early		81
9	N.Ovtime		83
10	H.Annsaw		68
11	B.Cherry		82
12	D.Druff	(71)	56
13	S.Cola		0
14	A.Structible		0
15	W.Bago		0
16	E.Dover		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Newcastle legends	changed from Pansy to Normal
1 mins	Newcastle legends	changed from Defensive to Attacking
10 mins	Andy Cole 10 781	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
15 mins	Newcastle legends	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
32 mins	Laurent Robert 8 830	after ref awarded a penalty
36 mins	Andy Cole 10 781	Foul and abusive language
36 mins	Walter Melon	Foul and abusive language
36 mins	Alf Abet	Two-footed tackle
45 mins	Newcastle legends	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
48 mins	Andy Cole 10 781	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
61 mins	Faustino Asprilla 10 779	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
71 mins	Steven Taylor 9 818	Repeated fouling
71 mins	Adam Meway	A sprained wrist
72 mins	Andy Cole 10 781	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
73 mins	Robin Meeblind	Time wasting
73 mins	Shola Ameobi 10 816*	A mild concussion
75 mins	Newcastle legends	changed from Defensive to Attacking
78 mins	Shola Ameobi 10 816*	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
86 mins	Shola Ameobi 10 816*	from the dressing room

Match Report

PSYCHO F.C. will have nightmares for weeks about this humiliating 7 - 0 defeat at the hands of Newcastle legends.
It looks like Newcastle legends have persuaded Sir Alex to visit them in training. All their work on their Jogging is bringing instant results.
Newcastle legends won every loose ball going. They'd have even won it in a raffle no matter how many tickets you sold.
With 10 other players on the field it's hard to credit that one man can lose a game on his own. PSYCHO F.C.'s keeper is turning losing matches for his side into an art form.
Newcastle legends's attackers are a constant threat, as you could tell from the nervous wrecks they's made of the PSYCHO F.C. defence within 20 minutes.
Andy Cole 10 781 and Walter Melon had a name-calling session that earned them both a yellow card.
PSYCHO F.C.'s Owen Reed experiment with the 4 3 3 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
PSYCHO F.C. manager Owen Reed told irate fans: "If it wasn't for their goals, Newcastle legends wouldn't have won."
Newcastle legends played like Greek gods during this magnificent 7 - 0 win. Their manager claimed afterwards that their centaur forward was the key to their victory.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Jasper Goodhead

Rainy

Soft Pitch