Match Report

	(2) 3	-	(1) 1
The Muppets				HOWE FC
Rank:11				Rank:533

Goal Scorers
Muppet STRC1 751* 27 Muppet AMIDL1 808 41 (pen), 60		Lob CLR Batchford 18 (pen)

Match Statistics

3 5 2 Attacking	Formation	Diamond
59	Possession	41
16	Shots	11
5	Fouls	15
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Psycho	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	M.GK1 521		88
2	M.ADEFC1 723*	(1)	63
3	M.DEFC1 751		87
4	M.ADEFL1 769	(57)	83
5	M.AMIDC2 741*	(1)	45
6	M.MIDC2 775	(1)	53
7	M.AMIDC1 791		89
8	M.MIDL1 793		89
9	M.AMIDL1 808		87
10	M.STRR1 711		88
11	M.STRC1 751*		75
12	M.ADEFR1 750	(1)	86
13	M.MIDC1 780	(1)	88
14	M.AMIDR1 785	(1)	89
15	M.STRC2 731*		0
16	M.STRL1 714		0

1	B.Ranks		82
2	U.Daway		76
3	B.Ding		78
4	W.Deer		74
5	B.Cherry	(60)	71
6	W.Melon		82
7	C.Lear		79
8	D.CLR Lect		83
9	A.Rudder	(45)	68
10	L.CLR Batchford	(59)	86
11	L.Gilaker	(45)	45
12	A.Birthday		0
13	A.CLR Kaseltzer	(60)	77
14	L.Sirr		0
15	R.Kleiner	(45)	80
16	J.CLR Czarfunee	(45)	80


Time	Person	Description
18 mins	Lob CLR Batchford	after ref awarded a penalty
27 mins	Muppet STRC1 751*	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
30 mins	The Muppets	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
41 mins	Muppet AMIDL1 808	after ref awarded a penalty
45 mins	HOWE FC	changed from Passing to Longball
45 mins	HOWE FC	changed from Attacking to Defensive
45 mins	The Muppets	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
57 mins	Muppet ADEFL1 769	Interfering with an opponent
59 mins	Lob CLR Batchford	Foul and abusive language
59 mins	Muppet STRC1 751*	A broken cheek bone
60 mins	The Muppets	changed from Defensive to Attacking
60 mins	Muppet AMIDL1 808	with a thunderous shot from distance

Match Report

With little to separate the sides, it was The Muppets who broke the deadlock and took the points in this 3 - 1 win.
Steve Jones must reassess his training methods - he has nothing to lose. Except probably the next game or six.
The Muppets used every dirty trick in the book (and several not) to beat HOWE FC's passing game.
The The Muppets keeper didn't have a hope when Lob CLR Batchford tucked a superb penalty kick into the top corner.
"We were very, very, very poor," admitted HOWE FC boss Steve Jones. "We are dismal at the moment, but we need to be positive about our prospects."
HOWE FC would do well to remember that you don't get points for effort. If you did, the spoils would be theirs. The only spoiling they saw here was of their dreams.

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Billy Bludgeon

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