Match Report

	(6) 13	-	(0) 1
Super Imps				Send Help
Rank:3				Rank:177

Goal Scorers
10 Asif Bimajik 805 2 8 Rick O Shae 807 9, 65 10 Mason Yerface* 758 14, 82, 87 9 Hugh Jars 822 20, 33 (pen), 47, 59 (pen) 9 Harry Kiri* 795 38 10 Yes NDidi 841 54 9 Dan Gleebitz 770 70		Andy Gravity 85

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	2 5 3
70	Possession	30
23	Shots	5
12	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	0
Passing	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Nutter	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	1.Dover 608		88
2	9.Kaholic 752		85
3	1.De Lion 830		85
4	1.Dazzler 806	(1)	77
5	1.Delicious 758		86
6	9.Bull 783	(1)	45
7	9.Gleebitz 770		88
8	9.Kiri* 795		80
9	9.Jars 822		92
10	1.Bimajik 805	(46)	90
11	1.Peacock* 684	(1)	62
12	1.Yerface* 758	(1)	91
13	1.NDidi 841	(1)	90
14	8.O Shae 807	(1)	88
15	9.Wood 799		0
16	1.Ring-Hanz 467		0

1	K.Cook	78
2	A.Sapple	77
3	E.Jewcation	75
4	W.Leggrowbach	82
5	J.Czarfunee	82
6	W.Melon	83
7	A.Thetires	0
8	S.Night	84
9	W.Maykit	82
10	C.Lear	0
11	A.Gravity	87
12	F.Bisceps	0
13	B.Board	0
14	J.King	0
15	W.Bago	0
16	D.Tater	0


Time	Person	Description
2 mins	10 Asif Bimajik 805	from a goal kick
9 mins	8 Rick O Shae 807	from a goal kick
14 mins	10 Mason Yerface* 758	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
20 mins	9 Hugh Jars 822	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
33 mins	9 Hugh Jars 822	after ref awarded a penalty
38 mins	9 Harry Kiri* 795	with a lovely move from the right wing
46 mins	10 Asif Bimajik 805	Scrapping
47 mins	9 Hugh Jars 822	with a strike from the left wing
54 mins	10 Yes NDidi 841	from the dressing room
59 mins	9 Hugh Jars 822	after ref awarded a penalty
60 mins	9 Harry Kiri* 795	A mild concussion
65 mins	8 Rick O Shae 807	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
70 mins	9 Dan Gleebitz 770	with a strike from the left wing
82 mins	10 Mason Yerface* 758	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
85 mins	Andy Gravity	with a lovely move from the right wing
87 mins	10 Mason Yerface* 758	with a great chip from the left wing

Match Report

Send Help's defence weren't keen on getting to the ball. They claimed it was a bit muddy and might mess up their nice white shorts. The result was a 13 - 1 tonking.
All those long hours at the local rec practising Corners paid off today for Super Imps .
Send Help were very impressed by the skills of the Super Imps team. They spent the whole game marvelling at them.
Send Help's goalie has the physique of Mr Muscle and all the stopping power of something that can't, and never will, stop a thing. Nothing. He's crap.
The Super Imps defence was on form today, as Ashford And Simpson would say "Solid. Solid As A Rock."
The reckless actions of Adam Sapple cost his Send Help a goal when 9 Hugh Jars 822 converted from the spot.
"It's not good enough," Send Help boss Intro Vert. was telling the local MW station. "What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio"
Even if Send Help took to the field in tanks they wouldn't have stopped Super Imps on this kind of form. You could say they'd have been tonked even in tanks.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

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