Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(3) 8
Team Name				Hunt Park Rovers
Rank:123				Rank:198

Goal Scorers
*Marcus Absent_09 70		Kent Cook 16, 27 (pen), 36, 46 (pen), 65, 76 Winnie Brunswick 56 Telly Vance-Granville 87

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	5 4 1
65	Possession	35
12	Shots	8
7	Fouls	7
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	H.First_10		79
2	*.Gator_10		76
3	*.Knot_9	(1)	74
4	*.Whatarmy_9		0
5	*.Deer_09		75
6	*.Absent_09		89
7	*.Terbocks_10		0
8	*.Tater_10	(1)	45
9	*.Breath_10		82
10	*.Bisceps_9	(79)	78
11	P.Pantz_9	(1)	45
12	X.Breath_10		0
13	B.Free_10	(1)	75
14	E.Roids_10	(1)	85
15	*.Nasium_9		0
16	*.Urai_9	(1) (57)	78

1	A.Rudder		85
2	W.Albemarle		86
3	L.Stanly		85
4	T.Wake		85
5	H.Forsyth		87
6	T.Vance-Granville		87
7	B.Bladen	(57)	87
8	A.Gravity	(42)	45
9	B.Fayette		87
10	W.Brunswick		90
11	K.Cook		88
12	L.Durham		0
13	K.Caldwell		0
14	B.Frapples	(42)	88
15	D.Lenoir		0
16	A.Carteret		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Hunt Park Rovers	changed from Attacking to Defensive
16 mins	Kent Cook	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
27 mins	Kent Cook	after ref awarded a penalty
36 mins	Kent Cook	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
42 mins	Andy Gravity	A mild concussion
46 mins	Kent Cook	after ref awarded a penalty
56 mins	Winnie Brunswick	with a great volley from 10 yards out
57 mins	Bill Bladen	Foul and abusive language
57 mins	*Sam Urai_9	Foul and abusive language
65 mins	Kent Cook	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
70 mins	*Marcus Absent_09	with the hand of God
76 mins	Kent Cook	with the hand of God
79 mins	*Fletcher Bisceps_9	Time wasting
87 mins	Telly Vance-Granville	with a rocket from outside the penalty area

Match Report

A magnificent display by Hunt Park Rovers saw them obliterate Team Name 8 - 1.
The Tory Party look more organised than this lot. Team Name manager The Manager is lucky to still have a job after today's effort.
Team Name's *Ewan Whatarmy_9 made a non-appearance after his mum and dad insisted he went on holiday to Bridlington with them. He was so embarrassed he just went without telling anyone.
Team Name's keeper Hugo First_10 couldn't have stopped a beachball on this kind of form.
Team Name's forwards are way out of form, the only thing they've been getting in a net recently are satsumas.
Bill Bladen and *Sam Urai_9 clashed in a war of words which found them both end up in Simon Pieman's book.
The Team Name keeper got a hand to Kent Cook's rocket of a penalty kick but it wasn't enough to stop the ball from finding the back of the net.
"I told the lads, I said to them I wouldn't be surprised if this game went all the way to the finish," said a clearly delighted Dr Pearson after the game. "In terms of the Richter scale this result was a force 8 gale."
As if getting beaten by almost a cricket score wasn't enough for Team Name to sort their act out, maybe being a laughing stock will.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Windy

Soft Pitch