Match Report

	(3) 5	-	(0) 0
Purple Gelato				Enfield Town
Rank:9				Rank:512

Goal Scorers
Ollie Watkins 745 16, 29 Ulee Daway 45 (og) Harry Kane* 778 58 Ivan Toney 757 85

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	4 4 2
63	Possession	37
20	Shots	12
10	Fouls	10
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	J.Pickford 633		89
2	T.Alex-Arnold 811		87
3	E.Konsa 763	(1)	79
4	J.Bellingham* 824		89
5	D.Rice 821		87
6	K.Mainoo* 816	(32)	87
7	E.Eze 737	(1)	63
8	A.Gordon 821		90
9	H.Kane* 778		88
10	I.Toney 757		88
11	B.Saka 777	(1)	45
12	A.Ramsdale 584		0
13	L.Dunk 838	(1)	88
14	C.Palmer 784		0
15	P.Foden 796	(1) (61)	78
16	O.Watkins 745	(1)	89

1	H.Mungous		79
2	A.Hassle		76
3	U.Daway		64
4	B.Crobbery		75
5	W.Bago		74
6	K.Dewitt		81
7	H.Mungous		82
8	S.Knot		81
9	W.Maykit	(62)	79
10	A.Tricity		82
11	B.Board	(75)	45
12	M.DeLawn		0
13	R.Kleiner		0
14	B.Dwyer	(75)	60
15	A.Kaseltzer		0
16	B.Dover		0


Time	Person	Description
16 mins	Ollie Watkins 745	from a free kick
29 mins	Phil Foden 796	A mild concussion
29 mins	Ollie Watkins 745	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
32 mins	Kobbie Mainoo* 816	Repeated diving
45 mins	Ulee Daway	with an own goal
58 mins	Harry Kane* 778	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
60 mins	Enfield Town	changed from Continental to Passing
61 mins	Phil Foden 796	Spitting
62 mins	Willie Maykit	Indecent exposure
75 mins	Enfield Town	changed from Passing to Use Wings
75 mins	Enfield Town	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
85 mins	Ivan Toney 757	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose

Match Report

Purple Gelato came out with all guns blazing to beat Enfield Town 5 - 0.
. ., eh? What a manager. Played this victory to tactical perfection. Can he keep it up for the rest of the season? We'll see.
Enfield Town's keeper, Hugh Mungous, should have been a comedian. That way he'd give his team mates a good laugh with losing them every game he plays in.
Purple Gelato 's midfield were more than midfield generals. They were Imperial Warlords and blew their opposite numbers off the park.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 4 4 2 formation look impressive, Enfield Town however make it look very ordinary.
"This game is all about being a tight knit unit when it counts," rallied an angry robert muir. "We looked like a sweater knitted by my gran. Full of holes."
We never understood the expression waste not, want not until we saw Enfield Town - a waste of space you'll not want to see again in a hurry.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Windy

Soft Pitch