Friendlies Tue, 22 Oct 2024

	(20) 39	-	(0) 1
BonKeRs FC				Flower tots FC
Rank:76				Rank:375

Goal Scorers
Justin Credible 2, 4, 9, 13, 15, 19, 22, 28, 30, 35, 37, 41, 43, 47, 49, 52, 57, 67, 83, 90 BonKeRs BusTa 6* 7, 70, 79, 81, 87 BonKeRs BaZZa 9 11 BonKeRs Bizarre 6 17 Player Name 53287 24 (og) BonKeRs BaZerKa 8 26, 32 BonKeRs BlaZe 9** 39, 62, 85 BonKeRs BonKeRs 9 54 BonKeRs Bonzai 9 60 (pen), 75 (pen) BonKeRs BaRaCuda 8 65 Player Name 53284 72 (og), 76 (og)		BonKeRs BaRaCuda 8 52 (og)

Match Statistics
2 5 3		Formation		3 5 2
69		Possession		31
39		Shots		4
3		Fouls		14
1		Yellow Cards		1
0		Red Cards		0
7		Offsides		2
Continental		Style		Longball
Defensive		Instruction		Defensive
Nutter		Aggression		Pansy
Studded		Boots		Blades

Player Ratings
1 F.Bisceps (1) 45 2 B.Boohoo 6 (1) 78 3 B.Beefy 9 (1) 71 4 B.BoOm 6 89 5 B.BaZZa 9 88 6 B.BaZerKa 8 88 7 B.Bizarre 6 88 8 B.BonKeRs 9 90 9 B.BusTa 6* 92 10 B.BlaZe 9** (90) 90 11 J.Credible 93 12 B.Bonzai 9 (1) 89 13 B.BaRaCuda 8 (1) 86 14 B.Bruiser 10** (1) 87 15 B.BoZa 8 0 16 L.DeHand 0		1 P.Name 53281 30 2 P.Name 53285 0 3 P.Name 53286 0 4 P.Name 53284 30 5 P.Name 53287 31 6 P.Name 53292 (90) 42 7 P.Name 53290 32 8 P.Name 53295 32 9 P.Name 53293 27 10 P.Name 53296 0 11 P.Name 53298 30 12 P.Name 53299 0 13 P.Name 53294 0 14 P.Name 53282 0 15 P.Name 53291 0 16 P.Name 53289 0

Time		Person	Description
1 mins		BonKeRs FC	changed from Defensive to Attacking
2 mins		Justin Credible	with a lovely move from the right wing
4 mins		Justin Credible	with a great volley from 10 yards out
7 mins		BonKeRs BusTa 6*	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
9 mins		Justin Credible	with a spectacular bicycle kick
11 mins		BonKeRs BaZZa 9	from a corner
13 mins		Justin Credible	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
15 mins		BonKeRs FC	changed from Attacking to Defensive
15 mins		Justin Credible	with the bumcheek of God
17 mins		BonKeRs Bizarre 6	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
19 mins		Justin Credible	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
22 mins		Justin Credible	with a great chip from the left wing
24 mins		Player Name 53287	with an own goal
26 mins		BonKeRs BaZerKa 8	with a strike from the left wing
28 mins		Justin Credible	with a thunderous shot from distance
30 mins		Justin Credible	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
32 mins		BonKeRs BaZerKa 8	with a header from the penalty area
35 mins		Justin Credible	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
37 mins		Justin Credible	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
39 mins		BonKeRs BlaZe 9**	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
41 mins		Justin Credible	with a great solo effort
43 mins		Justin Credible	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
45 mins		BonKeRs FC	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
47 mins		Justin Credible	with a belter from his own half
49 mins		Justin Credible	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
52 mins		Justin Credible	with a great volley from 10 yards out
52 mins		BonKeRs BaRaCuda 8	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
54 mins		BonKeRs BonKeRs 9	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
57 mins		Justin Credible	from a free kick
60 mins		BonKeRs Bonzai 9	after ref awarded a penalty
62 mins		BonKeRs BlaZe 9**	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
65 mins		BonKeRs BaRaCuda 8	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
67 mins		Justin Credible	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
70 mins		BonKeRs BusTa 6*	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
72 mins		Player Name 53284	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
75 mins		BonKeRs FC	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
75 mins		BonKeRs Bonzai 9	after ref awarded a penalty
76 mins		Player Name 53284	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
79 mins		BonKeRs BusTa 6*	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
81 mins		BonKeRs BusTa 6*	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
83 mins		Justin Credible	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
85 mins		BonKeRs BlaZe 9**	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
87 mins		BonKeRs BusTa 6*	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
90 mins		BonKeRs BlaZe 9**	Repeated diving
90 mins		Player Name 53292	No apparent reason
90 mins		Justin Credible	with a brave flying header

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Match Report

BonKeRs FC absolutely wiped the floor with Flower tots FC in a mismatch of epic proportions. Bagging in 39 goals, BonKeRs FC should pick on someone their own size next time. With little sign of organisation from manager Dovydas Ivanauskas, the key to this game is tactics. The only keys he'll have next match is for the team bus. Training this week for Flower tots FC will be mainly an introduction to a round bag of wind called a football. BonKeRs FC need no introduction judging by the amount of possession they had in this 39 - 1 win. Quite how Flower tots FC 's Player Name 53284 got as confused as he did about which was his team was playing is anyone's guess. He left nothing to chance when he blasted the ball past his own keeper. BonKeRs FC's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today. There are less suitable formations for Flower tots FC 's squad than 3 5 2, but Dovydas Ivanauskas would be advised to ignore those too. In reply to criticisms of his management after Flower tots FC 's defeat, Dovydas Ivanauskas replied: "I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league." Even if Flower tots FC took to the field in tanks they wouldn't have stopped BonKeRs FC on this kind of form. You could say they'd have been tonked even in tanks.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Buster Jones Junior	Rainy	Soft Pitch