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MATCH REPORT
Sat, 23 Nov 2024 (Day: 44/47)
Credit Balance = 0
Friendlies Fri, 22 Nov 2024
 
(0) 3 - (0) 0
Floriana FC   Walking The Dog FC
Rank:19
  Rank:166
 
Goal Scorers
Jamie Critchlow 48, 86 (pen)
Marc Graham 62  
 
 
Match Statistics
2 5 3Formation4 3 3
67Possession33
19Shots5
7Fouls11
1Yellow Cards1
0Red Cards0
5Offsides1
PassingStyleLongball
Counter AttackInstructionDefensive
NormalAggressionNormal
MouldedBootsMoulded
 
Player Ratings
1M.Richardson89
2H.Savva (55)87
3M.Obeng (1)87
4A.Finill87
5J.Rees88
6M.Rees89
7J.Hale (1)45
8W.Jackson88
9P.Walker (1)45
10J.Critchlow87
11M.Graham76
12D.Robbins0
13C.Walker (1)79
14A.Spiteri (1)89
15C.Howlett0
16J.Henry (1)88
1B.Alisson77
2A.Trent75
3J.Matip77
4D.Lovren80
5J.Gomez *76
6J.Hendo71
7H.Fabino82
8W.Gini84
9M.Salah82
10S.Mane *84
11L.Diaz * (37)78
12C.Kelleher0
13A.Robertson0
14J.Milner*0
15P.Coutinho *0
16D.Origi *0
 
Time   Person Description
 1 minsFloriana FCchanged from Counter Attack to Attacking
 15 minsFloriana FCchanged from Attacking to Counter Attack
 37 minsLuis Diaz *Being drunk
 45 minsFloriana FCchanged from Counter Attack to Defensive
 48 minsJamie Critchlowwith an amazing lob from an acute angle
 55 minsHarry SavvaObstruction
 60 minsFloriana FCchanged from Defensive to Attacking
 62 minsMarc Grahamafter a pigeon distracted the keeper
 84 minsMarc GrahamA bruised shoulder
 86 minsJamie Critchlowafter ref awarded a penalty
 
 
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Match Report
Floriana FC recorded a solid win to take all three points from a lacklustre Walking The Dog FC side. At 3 - 0 it wasn't so much like taking candy from a baby, rather not giving the baby candy in the first place.
A little less Corners and a little more Aerobics would go a long way to improving Walking The Dog FC's lot.
Walking The Dog FC had so little of the ball that they've had to call the local lad who cleans their boots to tell him there's no work for him next week.
What do you have to do to beat this guy? Floriana FC keeper Martin Richardson played a blinder and got a clean sheet as his reward.
Making passes like a drunk hooker Floriana FC's sliced through Walking The Dog FC at every opportunity, leaving only one possible outcome to the game.
Most of Floriana FC clearly thought 2 5 3 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"No credit to Antony Spiteri", insisted Walking The Dog FC manager, Jurgen Klopp, of his rival. "We pressed the self destruct button ourselves.
There's not much to cheer about when you lose 3 - 0. For Walking The Dog FC it's a wake-up call, shame they didn't set their alarm clocks to go off before kick-off.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Lewis Lummox
 
Windy
 
Soft Pitch
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